Yep, that baby's rocking a Tom Selleck!

Seriously, is there anything more adorable, yet undoubtedly man-tastic than a baby with a mustache? No, there isn't.

A baby with a lip toupée (aka snot mop aka dirt squirrel aka bristle batons aka bro-merang) is amazing. Coupling said lower brow with a device that minimizes the baby's incessant crying is pure genius.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar.

A high-quality pacifier that just happens to look awesome

Adding some lip foliage to a pacifier does beg the question, "But is it still going to quiet that ear-splittingly loud baby?" The answer is, "Yes!"

The manufacturers didn't skimp on the quality of the pacifier. They simply added an awesome lip rug to it. The Mustachifier is made from BPA-free plastic, features a silicone nipple with orthodontic design, and even employs flexible teether material in the bro-mo itself.

No quality has been sacrificed and much awesomeness has been gained with the Mustachifier Pacifier.

We mustache you a question: which one will you choose?

The Mustachifier is currently available in two styles: The Gentleman and The Cowboy. Obviously, you should get both. What man wouldn't love the ability to swap face lace with such ease?!

The Mustachifier is currently available in two amazing cookie dusting styles.