Mustachifier Baby Pacifiers

Mustachifier Baby Pacifiers

Stylish pacifiers for the flirtatious rogue.

The Cowboy
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Item #3410
The Gentleman
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Item #3409
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In a world so dominated by questionable fashion choices for baby boys, we couldn't be more excited about the Mustachifier.

Each high quality pacifier features dual-injected crumb catchers that are not only stylish, but 100% safe. They cannot be detached (to prevent any kind of choking hazard), yet are made from flexible teether material.

The Mustachifier's silicone nipple features an orthodontic design and the entire product meets and exceeds all US safety requirements.

Choose from a variety of amazing lip sweaters. Just think how great he's going to look while he's being so peaceful and quiet!

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Features & specs

  • Meets and exceeds all US Safety Requirements
  • Designed by parents
  • Dual-injected mustache cannot be detached
  • 100% BPA-free
  • Mustache made from soft, flexible teether material
  • Orthodontic nipple design
  • Firm plastic pacifier shield with vent holes

Yep, that baby's rocking a Tom Selleck!

Seriously, is there anything more adorable, yet undoubtedly man-tastic than a baby with a mustache? No, there isn't.

A baby with a lip toupée (aka snot mop aka dirt squirrel aka bristle batons aka bro-merang) is amazing. Coupling said lower brow with a device that minimizes the baby's incessant crying is pure genius.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar.

A high-quality pacifier that just happens to look awesome

Adding some lip foliage to a pacifier does beg the question, "But is it still going to quiet that ear-splittingly loud baby?" The answer is, "Yes!"

The manufacturers didn't skimp on the quality of the pacifier. They simply added an awesome lip rug to it. The Mustachifier is made from BPA-free plastic, features a silicone nipple with orthodontic design, and even employs flexible teether material in the bro-mo itself.

No quality has been sacrificed and much awesomeness has been gained with the Mustachifier Pacifier.

We mustache you a question: which one will you choose?

The Mustachifier is currently available in two styles: The Gentleman and The Cowboy. Obviously, you should get both. What man wouldn't love the ability to swap face lace with such ease?!

The Mustachifier is currently available in two amazing cookie dusting styles.

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