Manage your cluttered mess of takeout menus.

$24.99

This item has been discontinued.

Overview

Dear wise Vat19.com, I already have a cluttered drawer full of takeout menus...somewhere...so why on earth would I need the Takeout Menu Organizer? *Sigh* Well, without sounding like Corporal Obvious, the answer is efficiency.

Let's quickly recap why we order takeout: Because getting someone to drive to our house and spoon the food into our mouths requires a Bill Gates-sized bank account. So, we settle for being able to fish our cell phone out of our pocket and order up any cuisine we'd like and have it delivered to our door. But, if you have to spend ten minutes trying to find the menus, you're kind of destroying the whole convenience factor of takeout. That's why the Takeout Menu Organizer is a necessity for any home or business.

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Features & specs

10.5 x 12 x 1.25 inches
Hardcover 3-ring binder with elastic enclosure
Pen and 50-sheet notepad for taking orders
Tipping guide and chart
9 tabbed dividers with storage pockets
34 pre-printed and 6 blank adhesive tab labels
Frequently called numbers list

Organizing your takeout menus doesn't mean you have to organize the rest of your life.

Don't freak out that if you buy the Takeout Menu Organizer that you suddenly have to start picking up your dirty laundry, taking out the trash, and doing the dishes. It just means that you can be more efficient at not cooking for yourself!

So, here's what the Takeout Menu Organizer is: A hardcover 3-ring binder with nine tabbed dividers featuring menu storage pockets. For "flare", the Takeout Menu Organizer also includes a 50-sheet pad and pen for writing down large orders. There's also a section of "tips on tipping" such as how much tip to give, when to give a tip, and a table for calculating your tip.

The Takeout Menu Organizer is a 3-ring binder specially designed for organizing take-out menus.

Takeout Menu Organizer tabbed dividers with menu storage pockets

Create sections for each of your favorite styles of cuisines and stuff them full of menus for delicious restaurants.

Dear Vat19, I don't understand why I need the Takeout Menu Organizer

You're right. You don't need it. You could just as easily go out to Staples, Office Max, or Office Depot and buy yourself a 3-ring binder. Then you can buy yourself a 9-pack of tabbed storage folders (do they come in packages of 9?), one notepad, and a black pen. Don't forget the X-Acto knife for slicing a slit in the inside cover of the 3-ring binder to hold the notepad. You may also want to get a Sharpie or two so you can draw a handy table for calculating tips. Oh, and don't forget those little perforated tab thingies so you can label each of the dividers.

Are we being too snotty? Probably. We're sorry about that. The point we're making is that the Takeout Menu Organizer is perfectly designed for storing all of your takeout menus and it already exists. It doesn't require three hours of crafting to create. More importantly, the Takeout Menu Organizer helps you make quick work of ordering food, which is especially important when you're dying of hunger.