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USB Christmas Tree

A light-up Christmas Tree that connects to your computer.

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Price:	$9.95
Availability:	Sold Out

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Overview:

The USB Christmas Tree is a small, light-up Christmas Tree that connects to your computer. We're sort of experiencing writer's block here because how much flowerly language can you use to describe this item. I mean, all it does is provide aesthetically pleasing and jovial cornucopia of mesmerizing lighting effects in a traditional holiday symbol made of dent-resistant plastic.

For people who like: christmas, toys, office toys, computers

Features & specs:

USB-powered (compatible with any computer with a USB port)
6 inches tall
Cycles through red, green, blue and cyan
6 foot USB cord

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USB Christmas Tree - with light effects!

With the USB Christmas Tree you can now add a little Christmas spirit to any desktop. Just plug the USB powered Christmas Tree into any computer's USB port, and presto!, you're basking in color-cycling LED light goodness.

USB Christmas Tree colors
Your USB Christmas Tree will cycle through and blink these colors. It's quite festive!

Why USB Powered?

Because if it didn't have any power, the lights would be pretty boring. But really, it's USB powered so you can put it next to, on top of, underneath, or in front of your computer. I mean, who really cares about that spreadsheet you're working on, anyway.

USB Christmas Tree in "real life"!

I'm sure you can come up with more innovative ways to use your USB Christmas Tree, but this should get you started.


USB Christmas Tree position #1. Simple and discreet, yet fun. Says, "I'm not another heartless cog in the corporate machine." Similar to displaying your favorite Dilbert comic strips.	USB Christmas Tree position #2. You're not afraid to show off your spirit. In fact, you want everyone to see it. Similar to wearing a Christmas-inspired necktie with a flashing light on it. Oh, wow.

More compelling reasons to buy the USB Christmas Tree

The USB Christmas Tree does not know if you've been good or bad and frankly, it doesn't care. If you have a USB port, it's going to go to bat for you. And I think that's what we're all looking for in our USB-powered Holiday decorations: loyalty and simplicity.

Questions about the USB Christmas Tree

1. How big is the USB Christmas Tree?

Answer: It's a decent size. It's about six inches tall.

2. Is the USB Christmas Tree made out of the same crystals that are used to create Superman's Fortress of Solitude?

Answer: Yes. That material is called "plastic".

3. Does the USB Christmas Tree work on all computers?

Answer: Yesirree. Just like the (wait for the cross promotion) USB Lava Lamp, the USB Christmas Tree is just using your computer for power. We guarantee that it will not spy on all of your shady Internet activity and report it to Bill Gates.

4. Is the USB Christmas Tree a great Christmas gift?

Answer: Only if you want to keep that person as a friend. C'mon, who doesn't like computer gadgets that actually work! Think of all the techno-related presents you get that require 2 hours of software downloads. Not with the USB Christmas Tree. It works great right out of the box! So...Buy, Buy, Buy!

$9.95

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A few customer questions we've answered

Q: Why doesn't anything link to this page?
A: Because the USB Christmas Tree has such an obvious seasonal nature, we don't actively promote it during the remainder of the year. We do have them in stock, though, and you're more than welcome to purchase them if you wish to do so.

Q: Does this ooze holiday cheer?
A: Yes. The USB Christmas Tree puts out more cheer than a barrel full of pointy-eared North Pole elves.

Q: Is this device compatible with the .cheer file format?
A: Yes, the USB Christmas Tree is compatible with the .cheer file format. Be careful, though, as it will delete any .scrooge files that it encounters.

Q: My system files are .scrooge and .miser files. Will my computer crash if I use this device?
A: When you plug the USB Christmas Tree into your computer, just think really, really hard about how badly you want it to work and how you don't want it to delete your system files. This usually does the trick. But you have to really mean it.

Q: What about .bah and .humbug files?
A: The USB Christmas Tree wipes out .bah and .humbug files. Of course, all of these file format questions are making me want to run a few .bah and .humbug files myself.

Q: if,in a pinch, my dog uses it to relieve herself, will my computer shock her?
A: We doubt it, but if you think it might come to that, you should definitely look into making some better "relief options" for your poor dog.

Q: Does you ship to Europe?
A: Yes, we ship worldwide.

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