USB Christmas Tree - with light effects!

With the USB Christmas Tree you can now add a little Christmas spirit to any desktop. Just plug the USB powered Christmas Tree into any computer's USB port, and presto!, you're basking in color-cycling LED light goodness.

Your USB Christmas Tree will cycle through and blink these colors. It's quite festive!

Why USB Powered?

Because if it didn't have any power, the lights - or lack thereof - would be pretty boring. But really, it's USB powered so you can put it next to, on top of, underneath, or in front of your computer. I mean, who really cares about that spreadsheet you're working on, anyway?

USB Christmas Tree in "real life"!

I'm sure you can come up with more innovative ways to use your USB Christmas Tree, but this should get you started.

USB Christmas Tree position #1: Simple and discreet, yet fun. Says, "I'm not another heartless cog in the corporate machine." Similar to displaying your favorite Dilbert comic strips.	USB Christmas Tree position #2: You're not afraid to show off your spirit. In fact, you want everyone to see it. Similar to wearing a Christmas-inspired necktie with a flashing light on it. Oh, wow.

More compelling reasons to buy the USB Christmas Tree

The USB Christmas Tree does not know if you've been good or bad and frankly, it doesn't care. If you have a USB port, it's going to go to bat for you. And I think that's what we're all looking for in our USB-powered holiday decorations: loyalty and simplicity.

Questions about the USB Christmas Tree

1. How big is the USB Christmas Tree?

Answer: It's a decent size. It's about six inches tall.

2. Is the USB Christmas Tree made out of the same crystals that are used to create Superman's Fortress of Solitude?

Answer: Yes. That material is called "plastic".

3. Does the USB Christmas Tree work on all computers?

Answer: Yesirree. Just like the (wait for the cross promotion) USB Lava Lamp, the USB Christmas Tree is just using your computer for power. We guarantee that it will not spy on all of your shady Internet activity and report it to Bill Gates.

4. Is the USB Christmas Tree a great Christmas gift?

Answer: Only if you want to keep that person as a friend. C'mon, who doesn't like computer gadgets that actually work? Think of all the techno-related presents you get that require 2 hours of software downloads. Not with the USB Christmas Tree. It works great right out of the box! So...buy, buy, buy!

$9.95