America's gift to the world!

The martini is a distinctly American invention. Seriously, who else could dump a bunch of gin into a cocktail glass and proclaim, "I shall name my new invention, Martini!" But somehow, it worked. The martini is a classic. And now it can be a gigantic classic.

The 26-ounce Giant Martini Glass is a monstrous piece of drinkware that is perfect for those times when nothing but the biggest and the best will suffice.

The Giant Martini Glass holds 750mL of your favorite drink.

Tee many martoonis? Hardly.

Does the boss frown upon your three-martini lunch? Well, fret no more! You can now say in all honesty that you only had a single (albeit bucket-sized) glass! Just don't try to drive a vehicle - or attempt to stand up, for that matter - after downing one of these big boys!

The Giant Martini Glass holds about 5 times as much liquid as a standard martini glass.

Holds an entire bottle of vodka, gin, or shame

A typical bottle of vodka or gin holds 750mL, or 25.3 ounces. The Giant Martini Glass has a capacity of 26 ounces!

So the next time you're contemplating downing an entire fifth of vodka, do it the classy way with the Giant Martini Glass. Because pulling swigs from a brown paper bag just isn't very James Bond.

To avoid having them look like raisins, we suggest using colossal queen party olives in the Giant Martini Glass.