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Golf Beer Koozies

Can coolers with a golf-inspired double meaning.

I Got a Hole in One
This item has been discontinued.
I'm a Golf Pro
This item has been discontinued.

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Keep your beer frosty with these clever "double meaning" can coolers. The front and back of each koozie features a simple message in large text. But read between the lines to uncover a second "hidden" meaning.

So, "I Got a Hole in One" becomes "I Got a Beer on Every Hole and Put Five Balls in One of the Ponds". And "I'm a Golf Pro" becomes "I'm a Good Example of How Golf Creates So Many Pro Beer Drinkers".

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Features & specs

  • Fits any standard size beer or soda can (12 ounces)
  • Neoprene

Great for right-handed and left-handed drinkers!

These Golf Beer Koozies are perfect for consuming a tasty beverage whether you're left-handed or right-handed. In fact, they're great for keeping any can thirst-quenchingly cool. Bottoms up!

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Enjoy a cool beverage with dual meaning Golf Beer Koozies.

Choose from two "read between the lines" can coolers

Just like our Golf Pint Glasses, our Golf Beer Koozies feature a short saying in large text. Upon closer inspection, however, a second meaning will be revealed.

Golf Beer Koozies are available in two styles: I'm a Golf Pro and I Got a Hole In One
Keeps your beer cool and it's funny. We suggest you buy some now.

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