You pay ZERO sales tax (Except in MO)

Simpsons Energy Drinks

Sneak Peek!

Caffeinated beverages modeled after Springfield libations.

Simpsons Energy Drinks
Duff
$3.99
In Stock
Item #4537
Qty:
Flaming Moe
$3.99
In Stock
Item #4538
Qty:
Enter the quantity above and then click 'Add to Cart'

You may also like:

From $2.99 to $14.99
From $2.99 to $14.99

Overview

If you’re gonna be a snow plow driver one week, an astronaut the next, a mountain climber after that, and so on for 29 years, you’re gonna need some extra energy.

Simpsons Energy Drinks are sugary, caffeinated drinks named for classic beverages from the classic cartoon. Available in two varieties (Duff and Flaming Moe), each has its own flavor while sharing familiar Simpsons charm.

Flaming Moe has a bright, sugary flavor that’s plenty tasty despite not using any of Krusty’s Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for Kids. The Duff can convincingly recreates the look of the fictional brew while the smooth orange flavor will have you guzzling it like Barney Gumble in a gutter.

Both beverages use a copious helping of Vitamin B12 and the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee to get you through your day at max power.

Features & specs

  • Energy drinks named after the long-running cartoon
  • Two varieties: Flaming Moe and Duff
  • 12 fl oz. (355 ml)
  • 100+ mg of caffeine in each can
  • Made in the USA
  • Contains No Alcohol

What's this "Sneak Peek" all about?

A typical Vat19 product page contains far more information (photos, text, and possibly a video or two) than what is currently available for this product.

But don't worry, this page will get the full Vat19 treatment in short order!

Until then, however, we felt compelled to make this curiously awesome product available to you intrepid shoppers who can't wait to get your hands on our latest and greatest finds!

Can't live without it?
Smash that 'Add to Cart' button!

In Stock
$3.99
In Stock
$3.99

Burning Questions: You Ask, We Answer

Your questions that have been answered by the Vat19.com staff:
Sort by:   Show Only:         

Want to ask your own Burning Question?

First, please watch the video to the right. It explains the Burning Question feature and answers some common questions.

Now, if there is something that you need to know about this product that we've omitted, please send us an anonymous question and we promise to answer it within 1 business day.

Ask question:
(250 chars max)
Enter awesome:  So we know you're not spam, type "awesome".
 

Please excuse the shameless cross promotions!

Cake Sodas

Cake Sodas

Carbonated soft drinks that taste like cake.

Death Wish Coffee

Death Wish Coffee

The world's strongest coffee.

Pie Sodas

Pie Sodas

Sweet sodas flavored like delicious pies.