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News alert! Paleontologists were positively stunned to learn that the true evolutionary purpose behind the T. rex's small forelimbs was for drinking tea. As it turns out, two clawed digits are all that's necessary to steep, pour, and sip delicious teas!

Commemorate this revelation with our 16-ounce ceramic Tea-Rex Mug.

The 16-ounce Tea-Rex Mug is one of our favorite play-on-words products.

Tea-drinking lizard casts its glory from every angle

The Tea-Rex Mug features the same glorious image on both the front and back of the mug.

Safe for the dishwasher, microwave

We're pretty sure the T. rex's body was covered in bullet-proof scales. A little hot water and a bit of heat ain't gonna bother it. So, toss her in the dishwasher or microwave without any reservations.

The Tea-Rex Coffee Mug is dishwasher and microwave safe.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: So... the T. rex's small forelimbs weren't for steadying a mate during copulation, helping it rise from a prone position, or holding struggling prey still?

Answer: Nope. They were for drinking tea.

Question: Ooookay... so how did the T. rex boil water?

Answer: By employing its ability to breathe fire.

Question: What's the mug made of?

Answer: Ceramic.

Question: How much liquid does it hold?

Answer: 16 ounces.

Question: What is special about this mug?

Answer: If it only had a picture of a T. rex on it, this mug would be pretty awesome. Seriously, let's not forget that dinosaurs are probably the single coolest thing to have ever roamed the earth. Now, take that drawing of the king of all creatures and slap a cup of tea in its clawed forelimbs, and you've got yourself linguistic magic in a portable drinking device. You're welcome.