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USB Plasma Ball

Harness the power of plasma via any computer's USB port.

USB Plasma Ball

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Price: $11.95
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Overview:

Fifth degree blackbelts can harness the energy of the USB Plasma Ball and throw bolts of plasma like Zeus throws bolts of lighting. But, you are probably not a 5th degree blackbelt. Perhaps you once made awesome action movies and then you started getting all political and fat and started recording blues records. Steven Seagal, why!?!?!

The point is that even if you aren't Bruce Lee, you can still enjoy the coolness of the Plasma Ball in a desk-sized USB-powered configuration. Simply plug it in, flip the on/off switch, and enjoy!

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Features & specs:

  • USB powered (no external power source needed)
  • PC and Mac compatible (as long as you have a USB port)
  • 4" diameter x 5.5" tall
  • On/off switch
  • 4 foot long USB cable
  • 10 out of 10 on awesomeness scale

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The Power of Plasma compels you!

The photo below has not been altered or photoshopped in any way, shape or form. By connecting five USB Plasma Balls to one Dell computer whose hard drive has failed and which has basically become a portable USB power source, we were able to open a vortex to another dimension very similar to the one used in StarGate. So, we suggest buying at least five USB Plasma Balls if you want to experience intergalactic space travel.

USB Plasma Ball Compels You!
Connect multiple USB Plasma Balls to one computer and unlock portals to other dimensions.

The USB Plasma Ball cannot control your mind

However, you can control the USB Plasma Ball with your mind. Use your mind to tell your hands to add one of these to your cart and complete your order. When the USB Plasma Ball arrives in a shiny Vat19.com box, use your powers of telekinesis to plug it into your computer's USB port and turn on the device.

USB Plasma Ball at your computer
By simply thinking about it, we have made this USB Plasma Ball create a spectacular light show.

Infrequently Asked Questions about the USB Plasma Ball

Question: Will owning a USB Plasma Ball (and the associated awesomeness that accompanies said ownership) negate the lameness associated with owning Kelly Clarkson's entire discography?

Answer: That's a loaded question. It's cool to say that Kelly Clarkson is lame, but secretly we love KC and we know all of the nay-sayers secretly love her, too. So, here's what we suggest: Buy two USB Plasma Balls to negate the ill effects from owning anything associated with Bobby Brown.

Question: Do you honestly believe that all of this tongue-in-cheek and snarky writing is witty and cool?

Answer: No, but we think that anyone who is over 45 and owns a Porsche (pronounced poor-shaaa) is Mr. Awesome.

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A few customer questions we've answered

Q: Is plasma the best state of matter?
A: We like to think so. It's also the most common phase of matter in the universe, in case you were curious.

Q: Is the USB Plasma Ball easily offended by off-color jokes if they are presented in spirit of comedy and not meanness?
A: What you and your USB Plasma Ball do in the privacy of your own home is your business. We don't think it will mind.

Q: Will this mess up my electronic equipment? Especially monitors and mouses (wireless and wired)?
A: We've played with the USB Plasma Ball pretty extensively, and no one here has noticed any issues.

Q: How many USB Plasma Balls would it take to summon a genie that can grant 3 wishes?
A: Only one if you rub it the right way.

Q: Can I use the USB Plasma Ball to manipulate the space-time continuum so that, within 10 feet of my desk, it is always Sparta?
A: You should approach your goals as though anything is possible. Of course, we haven't tested that particular use of the USB Plasma Ball, so we really can't help you out with a definite answer.

Q: Is it possibe to harvest the power of the plasma ball, and use it to power my computer? I use a mac if that changes anything
A: No. We thought that was clear. You use the computer to power the USB Plasma Balls, and you harness the power of the plasma balls to predict the future and open mystical portals.

Q: CAN U CONTROL THE BRIGHTNESS OF THE LAMP ON UR COMPUTER
A: There is no control device or knob that allows you to control the brightness. However, the more USB devices that are sharing a port, the dimmer the USB Plasma Ball will be. But, it's not like you'll be able to dim the ball like you would a lamp.

Q: Is there anything USB can't do? You guys should make a USB toilet and a USB toaster oven. That way I'll never have to leave my computer.
A: Unfortunately, a USB port is limited in how much power it can put out. If you made a toaster, you might just end up with warm bread. And I don't even want to think about what could happen with an underpowered toilet! We'll probably just stick with stuff like the USB Plasma Ball for now.

Q: Is the outside layer glass or plastic? If it is glass, will it be a good weapon to cut steak?
A: The USB Plasma Ball has a glass globe with a plastic base. We at Vat19 do not promote the idea of using glass to cut food, for obvious reasons.

Q: If i broke it i would not find my self in the jurrasic period would i?
A: You'd probably be more likely to encounter a wizard than a dinosaur.

Q: Could you hook up the usb missle launcher and the plasma ball at the same time and pretend you are shooting at the plasma ball to stop a evil wizard?
A: With imagination, anything is possible.

Q: This Product Is not going to give me strange urges and make me dance around like a chicken right? It is 100% mind control free? with no added preservatives or transfats?
A: We can't promise anything. We recommend a tin-foil hat as an extra precaution if you're concerned.

Q: what would happen if i broke it? and do vortexes really fotm?
A: If you broke the USB Plasma Ball, you'd probably create a tear in the space/time continuum. Or you'd just have a pile of broken glass. The vortex formation feature is currently untested.

Q: If i was to cut a small hole in the glass would it still be functional and if so could i send stuff to the past that way?
A: It depends on how you cut the hole. If you use a diamond-tipped drill which has been soaked in the tears of a tiger, then yes, you can send items back in time. Otherwise, you'll just have a broken USB Plasma Ball.

 
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