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USB Plasma BallHarness the power of plasma via any computer's USB port.
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The Power of Plasma compels you!The photo below has not been altered or photoshopped in any way, shape or form. By connecting five USB Plasma Balls to one Dell computer whose hard drive has failed and which has basically become a portable USB power source, we were able to open a vortex to another dimension very similar to the one used in StarGate. So, we suggest buying at least five USB Plasma Balls if you want to experience intergalactic space travel.
The USB Plasma Ball cannot control your mindHowever, you can control the USB Plasma Ball with your mind. Use your mind to tell your hands to add one of these to your cart and complete your order. When the USB Plasma Ball arrives in a shiny Vat19.com box, use your powers of telekinesis to plug it into your computer's USB port and turn on the device.
Infrequently Asked Questions about the USB Plasma BallQuestion: Will owning a USB Plasma Ball (and the associated awesomeness that accompanies said ownership) negate the lameness associated with owning Kelly Clarkson's entire discography? Answer: That's a loaded question. It's cool to say that Kelly Clarkson is lame, but secretly we love KC and we know all of the nay-sayers secretly love her, too. So, here's what we suggest: Buy two USB Plasma Balls to negate the ill effects from owning anything associated with Bobby Brown. Question: Do you honestly believe that all of this tongue-in-cheek and snarky writing is witty and cool? Answer: No, but we think that anyone who is over 45 and owns a Porsche (pronounced poor-shaaa) is Mr. Awesome. $11.95
I have a burning question about this product!
![]() Is there something you need to know about this product that we've omitted? Send us an anonymous question and we promise to answer it within 1 business day. The answer will be displayed below. A few customer questions we've answered
Q: Is plasma the best state of matter?
Q: Is the USB Plasma Ball easily offended by off-color jokes if they are presented in spirit of comedy and not meanness?
Q: Will this mess up my electronic equipment? Especially monitors and mouses (wireless and wired)?
Q: How many USB Plasma Balls would it take to summon a genie that can grant 3 wishes?
Q: Can I use the USB Plasma Ball to manipulate the space-time continuum so that, within 10 feet of my desk, it is always Sparta?
Q: Is it possibe to harvest the power of the plasma ball, and use it to power my computer? I use a mac if that changes anything
Q: CAN U CONTROL THE BRIGHTNESS OF THE LAMP ON UR COMPUTER
Q: Is there anything USB can't do? You guys should make a USB toilet and a USB toaster oven. That way I'll never have to leave my computer.
Q: Is the outside layer glass or plastic? If it is glass, will it be a good weapon to cut steak?
Q: If i broke it i would not find my self in the jurrasic period would i?
Q: Could you hook up the usb missle launcher and the plasma ball at the same time and pretend you are shooting at the plasma ball to stop a evil wizard?
Q: This Product Is not going to give me strange urges and make me dance around like a chicken right?
It is 100% mind control free? with no added preservatives or transfats?
Q: what would happen if i broke it? and do vortexes really fotm?
Q: If i was to cut a small hole in the glass would it still be functional and if so could i send stuff to the past that way? Excuse the shameless cross promotion...but you may also like these items:
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