Q: Is it normal that I'm loling more at than these questions than my numerous joke books?
A: Yep, it's totally normal. Our customers can be quite humorous.
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Q: what would happen if i broke it? and do vortexes really fotm?
A: If you broke the USB Plasma Ball, you'd probably create a tear in the space/time continuum. Or you'd just have a pile of broken glass. The vortex formation feature is currently untested.
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Q: Is the USB Plasma Ball easily offended by off-color jokes if they are presented in spirit of comedy and not meanness?
A: What you and your USB Plasma Ball do in the privacy of your own home is your business. We don't think it will mind.
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Q: Is it possibe to harvest the power of the plasma ball, and use it to power my computer? I use a mac if that changes anything
A: No. We thought that was clear. You use the computer to power the USB Plasma Balls, and you harness the power of the plasma balls to predict the future and open mystical portals.
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Q: Is plasma the best state of matter?
A: We like to think so. It's also the most common phase of matter in the universe, in case you were curious.
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Q: Is it safe to Lick it?
A: We don't recommend licking anything that is electronic. Plastic doesn't taste good anyway!
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Q: Will you get electrocuted or make sparks if you hold a coin and press it to the glass? Or is this one so omnipotent that it'll summon some demonic hellspawn?
A: I think we've made it fairly clear that the only way to open a portal to another dimension with the USB Plasma Ball is buy purchasing at least five of them and using them simultaneously.
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Q: Can I use the USB Plasma Ball to manipulate the space-time continuum so that, within 10 feet of my desk, it is always Sparta?
A: You should approach your goals as though anything is possible. Of course, we haven't tested that particular use of the USB Plasma Ball, so we really can't help you out with a definite answer.
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Q: If i broke it i would not find my self in the jurrasic period would i?
A: You'd probably be more likely to encounter a wizard than a dinosaur.
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Q: This Product Is not going to give me strange urges and make me dance around like a chicken right? It is 100% mind control free? with no added preservatives or transfats?
A: We can't promise anything. We recommend a tin-foil hat as an extra precaution if you're concerned.
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Q: Are the other dimensions one can reach via the portals created by five of these products similar to the ones you can visit using psilocybin mushrooms?
A: Um, sure. Yeah.
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Q: Will the USB plasma ball shut off when the computer goes into suspend or sleep mode?
A: If you have the USB Plasma Ball's power switch set to On, then the USB Plasma Ball will remain powered when the computer goes into sleep mode.
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Q: How big are your balls in comparisen with the USB plasma lamp??
A: The USB Plasma Ball is slightly larger than our tennis balls, considerably larger than our golf balls, and much smaller than our basketballs.
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Q: Could you hook up the usb missle launcher and the plasma ball at the same time and pretend you are shooting at the plasma ball to stop a evil wizard?
A: With imagination, anything is possible.
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Q: How many USB Plasma Balls would it take to summon a genie that can grant 3 wishes?
A: Only one if you rub it the right way.
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Q: Why? It's awesome, but what's the point?
A: Why not? The point of the USB Plasma Ball is simply to be cool-looking and awesome!
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Q: if you fire a usb launcher missile at it, will it have the same effect as touching it with your finger?
A: The missile would simply hit the USB Plasma Ball and bounce off of it, but during the brief moment of contact it would have the same effect.
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Q: Is the power of this ball equal or lesser than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th of a Chuck Norris?
A: We know that Chuck Norris is uber powerful, but we think the awesome USB Plasma Ball deserves more credit than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th of his power. So the answer is more than!
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Q: why are you so in love with apple articles? i mean, i love apple more than windows myself, but does it really have to be to display those masses of apple stuff? --is there any risk of electric shocks?
A: If you are using the USB Plasma Ball properly and keep it away from water as you should with any electronic item, you should not be at any risk.
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Q: if you divide a number on a calculator by zero and then put the calculator on the plasma sphere would chuck norris kill me? i really need to get his autograph lol
A: No, Chuck Norris is way too busy. If you ever get his autograph, get one for us too and we'll send you a free USB Plasma Ball. That's a fair trade, right?
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Q: what would happen if you broke the outside then turned it on?
A: Very little. If you do break a USB Plasma Ball, however, you should throw it away and get a new one. Broken glass is dangerous.
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Q: If i was to cut a small hole in the glass would it still be functional and if so could i send stuff to the past that way?
A: It depends on how you cut the hole. If you use a diamond-tipped drill which has been soaked in the tears of a tiger, then yes, you can send items back in time. Otherwise, you'll just have a broken USB Plasma Ball.
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Q: CAN U CONTROL THE BRIGHTNESS OF THE LAMP ON UR COMPUTER
A: There is no control device or knob that allows you to control the brightness. However, the more USB devices that are sharing a port, the dimmer the USB Plasma Ball will be. But, it's not like you'll be able to dim the ball like you would a lamp.
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Q: Will there be a new version of the USB plasma ball that will respond to sound?
A: We do not have any plans to create a sound-activated USB Plasma Ball. Neat idea though!
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Q: If i break my orb... Will anything happen?
A: You'll have a broken USB Plasma Ball!
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Q: Will the USB plasma ball shut off in sleep mode if I configure the USB Root Hub Power Management tab to allow the computer to turn off USB devices to save power in the Device Manager?
A: We haven't tried this, but if you set your computer to shut of USB devices then we would guess it should shut off the USB Plasma Ball since it is a USB device.
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Q: Is there anything USB can't do? You guys should make a USB toilet and a USB toaster oven. That way I'll never have to leave my computer.
A: Unfortunately, a USB port is limited in how much power it can put out. If you made a toaster, you might just end up with warm bread. And I don't even want to think about what could happen with an underpowered toilet! We'll probably just stick with stuff like the USB Plasma Ball for now.
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Q: Will this mess up my electronic equipment? Especially monitors and mouses (wireless and wired)?
A: We've played with the USB Plasma Ball pretty extensively, and no one here has noticed any issues.
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Q: My genie didn't grant my wish what do i tell him?
A: Tell him, "You're fired!"
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Q: Is the outside layer glass or plastic? If it is glass, will it be a good weapon to cut steak?
A: The USB Plasma Ball has a glass globe with a plastic base. We at Vat19 do not promote the idea of using glass to cut food, for obvious reasons.
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