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Moby Stapler

A whale-shaped stapler with a head for storage.

Moby Stapler
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Item #3542

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Put this whale of a stapler to work on your papers — not your leg or your boat!

The Moby Stapler is a compact stapler featuring storage for over one thousand staples in its head.

Uses standard miniature staples (no. 10).

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Features & specs:

  • Dimensions: 5.5" x 3" x 1"
  • Staple size: mini (no. 10)
  • Staples not included
  • Stores hundreds of staples in its head

This whale won't destroy your boat!

The Moby Stapler isn't out for your leg or your boat; just your unruly papers. Keep things tidy with the compact stapler featuring a head for staple storage.

Male hand using the Moby Stapler by Monkey Business.
Stapling papers is as easy as chomping off the legs of whaling boat captains with the Moby Stapler.

A head for storage

The Moby Stapler can store over a thousand staples in its head! A simple concept, yes, but aren't the most ingenious ideas usually the simplest? With the Moby Stapler, you won't ever again waste time hunting around for more staples when the carrier is empty.

Female hands accessing stapler storage in the head of the Moby Stapler.
Keep extra staples handy in the head of your Moby Stapler.

Call me "the cute brute"

Staplers are functional, but does this mean they have to be boring? No! That's why we love the Moby Stapler. It couples a fun design with a functional storage mechanism. Bravo Moby Stapler designers, bravo! 

Moby Stapler seen from multiple viewing angles.
Hopefully your obsession with your Moby Stapler will remain healthy and not completely self-destructive.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Shouldn't the stapler be white?

Answer: Perhaps, but I doubt you want things to end as poorly for your office as they did for Ahab. So, we think the mostly black coloring (the anvil is a bright white) is a good compromise. Our other assumption is that the manufacturer knew the stapler would get a lot of use and black hides dirt quite well.

Question: What kind of staples does it use?

Answer: The Moby Stapler uses standard mini staples (no. 10). You can pick them up at any office supply store. The Moby Stapler does not come preloaded with staples.

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