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Beard Ornaments

Make your facial hair festive!

Beard Ornaments
$9.99
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Overview

Before you can add your ornaments to the tree, you need to trim it. The same goes for your face with Beard Ornaments – a pack of ten multicolored bulbs that clip to your beard for some seriously festive facial hair.

Got a holiday gathering coming up? Fasten the gold, green, and red bulbs to your chin tree and be the life of the party. The mini ornaments attach with a bobby pin to keep them nestled all snug in their whisker bed.

Features & specs

  • 10 mini ornaments
  • Attach with included bobby pins
  • Material: plastic
  • Colors: 3 gold, 3 green, 4 red

Make Your Face Festive!

'Tis the season to be different, and with Beard Ornaments you can do just that. Celebrate the holidays like Paul Bunyan would: by hanging 10 mini bulb ornaments throughout your chin forest.

Once you’ve become a walking Christmas Tree, don’t be surprised if you get a few presents in the form of compliments from friends and family.

10 mini ornaments help decorate your beard for the season.
Hang some Christmas cheer from your beard.

Have Ornaments; Will Travel

Spreading merriment is incredibly simple with Beard Ornaments. Each tiny colored bulb has an attached bobby pin, making dressing your beard an incredibly simple process. Just clip them on and watch people light up when they see you.

Included bobby pins make tree beards a snap.
People will want to put gifts under you.

Question: What if you can’t grow a beard?

Answer: You can wear a fake beard!

Question: Do they hurt to wear?

Answer: Nope, the bobby pins are very easy to use and are not sharp.

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