Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow: A plush monkey recreates the famous proverb.
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Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow

Move its velcro paws to recreate the famous proverb.

Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow
Velcro paws
A truly comforting proverb
  • Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow
  • Velcro paws
  • A truly comforting proverb
$17.99
This item has been discontinued.

Overview

When you need a break from the evils of the world, snuggle up with a cute and comfy companion who knows what you’re going through.

Modeled after the famous Three Wise Monkeys carving, the Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow has velcro paws that can cover its eyes, ears, and mouth to mimic the iconic image symbolizing the rejection of impurity... and the emojis.

The plush primate’s soft texture and firm support make it ideal for another wise choice: a little shut eye.

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Features & specs

  • Plush pillow styled like monkey’s face with velcro paws
  • Materials: polyurethane foam and polyester fibers with velcro patches
  • Approx. dimensions (arms folded): 18.5” x 14” x 5.5” (46.99 cm x 35.56 cm x 13.97 cm)

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Plush proverb

It doesn’t take a wise man—or monkey—to recognize an obviously adorable and creative pillow. The Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow is a fun homage to a maxim to which we all aspire.

The velcro paws latch onto the long fibers of the monkey’s mouth, eyes, or small patches next to the ears. For added cuteness, the plush primate's wide cartoonish eyes and big smile make him seem shocked (and a little delighted) with whatever he’s witnessing.

It’s pillowy plausible deniability.

Poseable primate

The Hear No Evil Monkey Pillow is a piece of decor that can be changed throughout the day. Cover the monkey’s mouth when you have a secret to keep, cover its ears when you need peace and quiet, and cover its eyes when you’re ready for a little shut-eye yourself.

Since the arms move independently, you can also mix and match the velcro hand positions as desired. Or you can keep the arms out so your monkey always looks ready for a hug.

Velcro paws
It’s cute enough to be three monkeys.

Cute and comfy

The ancient Three Wise Monkeys proverb poses an important question: does it symbolize the noble ignorance of corrupting influences or the cowardly avoidance of difficult problems? Ponder this dilemma as you rest your head on the plush pillow. It’s big enough to cradle your head during nap time and soft enough for snuggling during lounge time.

A truly comforting proverb
There’s nothing evil about wanting a cute pillow.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can you stick the paws to any part of the pillow?

Answer: Only the ears, eyes, and mouth have long enough fibers to adhere to the velcro paws.

Question: Can the paws stick together?

Answer: The paws can not stick together, only to parts of the face.

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