One Man Try Tape Dispenser: Pull the tape from his mouth and tear at his shoes.

One Man Try Tape Dispenser

Pull the tape from Mr. P's mouth and tear it off at his serrated shoes.

This item has been discontinued.

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Mr. P has only one purpose in life: to serve you tape. Thankfully, he performs this function with aplomb. He keeps his mouth perpetually open so that you can grab tape whenever you need it. Mr. P will never cut off your tape supply because he needs to swallow. Mr. P will also never drool all over your tape because, well, his hollow head is simply full of tape. Use his serrated shoes to tear off your desired length of tape.

Features & specs

  • 6.25" long x 3.25" wide x 4.125" tall
  • Accommodates 3/4" x 36 yds tape
  • Head separates to reveal tape holder
  • Made of tough plastic
  • Rubber bottom prevents skidding
  • Tape not included

The Gene Simmons of Tape Dispensers

Get it? Gene Simmons has a long tongue...and the One Man Try Tape Dispenser looks like he has a tongue made out of tape because the tape is dispensed through his mouth? this web page on?

What we like about the One Man Try Tape Dispenser is that he's a giver, not a taker. Take as much tape from him as you want and you'll never hear any lip.

One Man Try Tape Dispenser
The One Man Try Tape Dispenser dispenses standard 3/4" by 36 yds tape.

Mr. P never complains about his splitting headache

To replace the tape, simply slide off half of Mr. P's head and put a new roll in. He won't mind.

One Man Try Tape Dispenser replacing tape
Replacing tape is easy.

Rubber bottom prevents scratches to your table

The rubber bottom of the One Man Try Tape Dispenser prevents scratches and scrapes to your tables and desks. This is a good thing because it would be silly to purchase a product that damages your belongings.

One Man Try Tape Dispenser Rubber Bottom
Rubber bottom protects your desk surface.

This product has been discontinued. Frown face!

Sorry, but this item is no longer available for purchase.

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