Rx Bottle Coffee Mug: Caffeine addiction legitimized!
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Prescription Bottle Coffee Mug

Caffeine addiction legitimization in a mug.

Rx Coffee Mug
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Just what the doctor ordered.
  • Rx Coffee Mug
  • A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
  • Just what the doctor ordered.
$12.99
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Overview

Get your daily dose of caffeine with the Prescription Bottle Coffee Mug. The ceramic cup looks like a prescription drug bottle, complete with a prescribing doctor (Dr. Cuppa, Joe), indications (take orally every morning or as needed), and side effects (overuse may cause jitters).

Holding nearly a pint of your favorite caffeinated liquid, the Prescription Bottle Mug can administer a double dose of your favorite cure-all. So whether you gulp down coffee or chug tea, embrace your use of the world’s most popular drug with the Prescription Bottle Coffee Mug.

Features & specs

  • Mug that looks like a prescription bottle
  • Material: ceramic
  • Capacity: 12 fl.oz. (354mL)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • How Melt Protection Works

    High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.

    At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.

    • Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
    • The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.

Cure what ails ya

Whether your daily dose of coffee is OTC or prescription, it’s sure to go down smooth out of this mug. Ingest orally in the morning, then take additional doses throughout the day as needed.

Embrace the world
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Mug labeling complies with all laws*

Turn your OTC coffee habit into a prescribed treatment. With a prescribing doctor, patient number, indications and a faux cap topping the iconic orange cylinder, the mug definitely has all the hallmarks of a prescription bottle.

*As far as we’re aware, there aren’t any laws for novelty mug labels.

15 fl. oz. capacity
Just what the doctor ordered.

Question: Is this legal? I don’t have a prescription for coffee.

Answer: Yes, this is a novelty mug. Caffeine is legal in almost every country.

Question: Does it only hold caffeinated beverages?

Answer: As a ceramic cup, the Prescription Bottle Mug can hold any liquid, but the joke might go cold.

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