Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken: A noisy block of chicken!
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Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken

Sneak Peek!

A noisy block of chicken!

Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken
Vary the intensity of your squeeze to change the intensity of its squawk!
Soft, durable plastic ensures a lifetime of poultry pranks!
Available in 7 colors (chosen at random).
Videos
Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken DEMO
  • Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken
  • Vary the intensity of your squeeze to change the intensity of its squawk!
  • Soft, durable plastic ensures a lifetime of poultry pranks!
  • Available in 7 colors (chosen at random).
  • Video: Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken DEMO
$7.99
🛒 Purchased 100+ times
This item has been discontinued.

Overview

Chickens from Minecraft wish they were as loud—or as square—as the Squeeze Me Cubic Chicken! With their rectangular shape and piercing squeal, these noisemakers delight and/or annoy anyone within earshot!

Lightly clasp the chicken in your hand for a small hum to emerge from the chicken's rubber lungs, but intensify that grip and the howl is louder than any other chicken on the farm! These little chickies come in seven bright colors that can stand out as decor around the home.

Note: Because we receive this item in an assortment, we must sell it randomly. You'll receive Red, Pink, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, or Black.

Features & specs

  • Rectangular rubber chicken noise maker
  • Approx. dimensions: 6.25" x 3" x 3.25" (15.9cm x 7.6cm x 8.3cm)
  • Available Colors: Red, Pink, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Black
  • Your color will be chosen at random
  • Avoid squeezing next to ears
  • Not intended for pets
  • Ages 3+
  • How Melt Protection Works

    High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.

    At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.

    • Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
    • The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.

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