Q: So, if I had only one foot on the mat, would I then be here AND there, therefore, by default, allowing me to be anywhere and/or everywhere, i.e., ubiquitous?
A: Exactly.
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Q: I HEAR you and you guys have a great sense of humor over there! thx for the chuckles.
A: You're welcome.
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Q: ...but I'm over there!
A: The mat can tell you where you're at, but it doesn't read minds. You have to stand on the You Are Here Mat to get an accurate reading.
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Q: Has this product been known to lie? I would hate to be in an emergency and tell the 911 operator "where I am" as opposed to where I REALLY am...
A: Since nearly all modern phones can be traced by emergency services, let's not worry about questioning the You Are Here Mat. It's hard enough getting stepped on all the time without people accusing you of being a liar.
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Q: I would like a bigger place to be. I hate it when I am here and someone I like a lot has to be there because the place where I am is too small. Could you get me a bigger place to be, please?
A: Wow, that is quite a situation! We only have the You Are Here Doormat in the size you see here.
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Q: Ok If I buy 2 mats, and place them on top of eachother.. how can I be at two places at one time?
A: Wouldn't you still be in the same place since the two mats are directly on top of each other? This makes my brain hurt!
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Q: Will the mat remain accurate if it is in a moving vehicle while I stand on it?
A: As long as you're standing on it, the You Are Here Mat is accurate.
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Q: If I bought 2 mats and had them in different corners of my living room, would I need to clone myself to make it work right?
A: Nah, when you are on one mat, that's where you are. When you are on the other mat, that's where you are.
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Q: But what if here is over there, and I am here on the mat?
A: Here is never there, unless you're over there, in which case it becomes your here.
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Q: but what if im like, not there?
A: Then you're not there.
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Q: Where is here? It's certainly not here.
A: No, you're there. And the mat is here. Buy the mat and the mat will be there and you'll be here...with the mat. Simple, right?
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