Animal Cracker Soap

Set of 12 soaps that look like delicious animal crackers.

$5.99

This item has been discontinued.

Overview

Made with moisturizing ingredients, Animal Cracker Soaps look just like the real thing. And with their amazing cookie scent, they smell just as delicious.

Perfect for hand washing and even bath time, Animal Cracker Soaps make for a great gift, party favor, or even something special for yourself.

Each set of 12 is made by hand in the USA.

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Features & specs

Dimensions (per soap): identical to a standard animal cracker
Made with moisturizing shea butter
Cookie scented
Made by hand in the USA
Includes 12 soaps per set

Adorable soaps = great gift = splendid return gift karma

It's important to give friends and family awesome gifts for two reasons. One, it is your responsibility to keep Vat19.com in business. We certainly can't do it on our own! Two, the better the gifts you give, the better the gifts you will receive.

So, it's simple logic that if you want your Mom to buy you this, that you should get her something adorable (like these Animal Cracker Soaps!).

Animal Cracker Soaps in a soap dish on a table.
Made with moisturizing shea butter, Animal Cracker Soaps are a wonderful party favor or hostess gift.

Looks (and smells) just like the real thing!

Soaps that look like something else are the gift-giving equivalent of puppy dog eyes. They're cute, adorable, and work like a charm every time.

Anyone who has ever tasted the pure glory that is an animal cracker will love these nearly identical soaps. In fact, they're even scented like cookies for added realism.

Animal Cracker Soaps look identical to the real thing.
Animal Cracker Soaps not only look just like the real thing, but they smell like them, too!

Each set includes 12 "cookies"

Animal Cracker Soaps are hand made in the USA and include twelve critters per set.

Each set of Animal Cracker Soaps includes twelve soap crackers.
Animal Cracker Soaps are packaged in sets of twelve.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Are they scented?

Answer: Yes! They are cookie scented.

Question: Can I eat them?

Answer: Technically, yes, you could. Whether or not you should eat them is a different story. Since they are soap and not food, we think the answer is obvious.

Question: What are the ingredients?

Answer: Sodium Cocoate, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Water, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Myristate, Shea Butter, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance Oil, Soap Color

Question: How many are there in a set?

Answer: Twelve.

Question: Seriously, is giving these to someone really the equivalent of winning a wish from a magical genie?

Answer: Yes! If you can resist buying them for yourself, we can't imagine why the gift recipient wouldn't thank you by giving you whatever your heart desired (including a year's supply of cereal marshmallows).

This product has been discontinued. Frown face!

Sorry, but this item is no longer available for purchase.

Burning Questions: You Ask and We Answer

Burning Questions: You ask and we answer!

Your questions that have been answered by the Vat19.com staff:

Do they smell like animal crackers, or do they smell like generic vanilla cookies? (There's a difference!)

They smell more like the actual cookies than generic vanilla, but either way they smell amazing!

Is it possible to melt the soaps? I am really tempted to make a wax figurine of a bleeding Animal Cracker.

Of course. Soap melts very easily, such as in a hot shower.

What if some one, that is stupid, eats the soap accidentaly thinking it is actual crakers would they die of poisoning or something like that?

No, soap is not poisonous. If soap were poisonous to eat it would definitely be poisonous to rub on your bare skin.

Would they really clean you well?

They'd be pretty lousy soaps if they didn't, right? Of course!

Can I prank someone to eat them if they were wearing gloves or is it scented?

They're scented, but that may work out should the opportunity to prank a person with gloves ever present itself.

I want to play a prank on someone by making them eat it. Is it non-toxic though?

As opposed to toxic soaps? We mention that Animal Cracker Soaps are non-toxic, but we don't think you'll convince anyone to actually eat them. They don't feel anything like regular Animal Crackers.

What crackers are they? Because, there are loads of different animal cookies

Specifically, they're modeled after the classic Barnum & Bailey animal crackers before their design was changed.

What does it feel like? Does it feel like the actual cookie?

They feel like soap because that's what they're made of. The only difference is that these soaps are shaped like Animal Crackers.

Really,can I fool someone with this stuff?So like a prank?

They're made of soap, so I think most people will notice right away that they don't feel like actual Animal Crackers.

Do they smell?

Animal Cracker Soaps smell just like cookies. Delicious!

So if you use them....you'll smell like animal crackers?

Faintly. The scent doesn't linger on your hands for very long.

How it's made?

With tiny molds shaped like animal crackers!

What do they taste like? And are they poisonous if eaten?

They taste like soap, which is to say that they taste awful. No, they're not poisonous.

I have a friend whose only 3 years old and loves animal crackers. What if she was confused and ate the soaps as thinking this was a cracker? Then what?

Then your "friend" will be in for a very unpleasant surprise!

What smell are you guys referring to when you say that Animal Cracker Soap is cookie scented?

It's hard to pin it exactly. I know this doesn't help a whole lot, but "cookie" really is the best way to describe the scent.

Since you're giving 12 per pack do they get used up fast?

Animal Cracker Soaps are pretty small, so they won't last as long as full size bar of soap.

How long will each piece of soap last?

The longevity of your Animal Cracker Soaps will depend on how you use them. As with any soap, more vigorous scrubbing will result in faster deterioration. If you're using them as decorations, though, you can expect them to last a very long time (assuming they don't get wet).

Can there be a bigger version like the size of a normal soap bar? Or bigger?

We don't have plans for bigger ones at this time. Honestly, we think they're pretty neat being identical to their edible counterparts.

When are you guys gonna make a video?

We're sorry but there are no plans to make a video for this product.

How long will each soap last you?

That depends on how often you use them and how thoroughly you soap your hands, but each soap should last for several washings.

Well Damn. I loved animal crackers as a tyke{Im 12 now},I had the toy set,and now there are soaps. One question though. They were always broken,so will the soaps be equally as disappointing? P.S. Which member of the crew answers these?

Rick answers all of the Burning Questions as well as the comments on YouTube. Don't worry, you're not going to get a baggy of Animal Cracker Soap pieces!

Can you use them in the shower?

You can use Animal Cracker Soaps anywhere that water and filthy body parts meet.

Are the ingredients in these 'crackers' edible, or safe to eat. Because while typing this question I ate all twelve... boxes.

They're soap, so they're definitely not toxic. It is comforting to know that there is one less person I have to worry about competing against in the job market, though.

what is the differance between these and regular soap as far as eating them goes?

None. They're every bit as unpleasant to eat as any other soap.

are they the same size as the real cracker?

They're exactly the same size. As you can see in the photos on the site, these soaps are identical to their delicious cookie counterparts.

will I smell like cookies after using these?

Faintly, but I fail to see how that could possibly be a bad thing.

How many soap products have u carried?

A ton! You can find them all here.

Are they edible?

Sure, go for it! They taste awful, but who are we to stop you from eating soap?