Overview

Laughter isn’t the only thing that’s contagious. Dirty Hand Sanitizers protect you against everyday germs with funny and irreverent bottles that’ll have you chuckling as you cleanse.

Available in three different labels, each container has a funny sanitation-related name that pairs humorously with a picture. The small squeeze bottles are easy to dispense but won’t spill out in your purse or desk drawer. It’s a great way to stay clean, even if your sense of humor isn’t.

Features & specs

• Bottles of antibacterial gel with irreverent labels
• Available in three styles: Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, Thanks for Scooping My Poop, You Nasty
• 2 oz (59 ml)
• Kills 99.99% of germs on contact
• Fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera
• Non-lubricating formula
• Made in USA
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How Melt Protection Works
High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.
At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.
• Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
• The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.
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