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You Got Soft-Served by Freaker Socks

Fun socks with a swirl of funny images.

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Throw down some cardboard and take your love of puns to the streets when you show off a pair of Soft-Served style Freaker Socks.

These calf-high socks have an old-school flavor and a taste for the comedically absurd. The central image shows an ice cream cone breakdancing to throwback boom boxes. The ice cream may be vanilla, but it’s still got moves. The imagery is cool and interesting on its own; the “You Got Soft-Served” pun is the cherry on top.

The design is a great swirl of cheesy and cool printed on quality material that will keep you comfortable for many b-boy battles to come.

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Features & specs

  • Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
  • Inspired by a pun based on break dancing and soft serve ice cream
  • One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in the USA

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