Freaker Socks - Zalluminati: Socks celebrating secret societies and pizza.
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Zalluminati by Freaker Socks

Socks celebrating secret societies and pizza.

Zalluminati by Freaker Socks
  • Zalluminati Socks
$15.99
This item has been discontinued.

Overview

Usher in a new world order of pizza and hike Zalluminati Freaker Socks up your calves.

A secretive cabal of evil magnates running the world is a frightening thought, but there's nothing scary about bending the knee in allegiance to the all-seeing slice. So get on board with the Protocols of the Elders of 'Za and usher in the dawn of your crusty, saucy, cheesy overlord with some fine hosiery and a hilarious pie/Illuminati pun!

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Features & specs

  • Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
  • Inspired by a pun based on the delicious food pizza and the new world order the Illuminati
  • One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in the USA

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