Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm
Big ol' balm flavored like a cherry Blow Pop.
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It's giant!
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Video: Almost good enough to eat...
Overview
Few things are as mouth-wateringly delicious as a Blow Pop sucker. With Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm, you can enjoy that delicious flavor in an all-new way.
Instead of sucking on a lollipop and chewing the gum, you'll get the same great cherry taste as you wet your lips with this moisturizer. Since the Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm is nearly five times as big as your typical stick of salve you can enjoy big flavor again and again!
Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm is an oversized stick for chapped lips with oversized lip-smacking cherry flavor!
Features & specs
- Cherry Blow Pop flavored lip balm
- Gigantic!
- Net Wt.: 0.71 oz (20.1 g)
- Dimensions: 1 3/8" diameter x 4 5/8" (3.5 cm x 11.75 cm)
- Not tested on animals
- Gluten-free
- 12-month shelf life
- Ingredients: mineral oil, beeswax, ethylhexyl palmitate, ceresin, hydrogenated polyisobutene, prunus amygdalus dulcis (sweet almond) oil, tocopherol, phenoxyethanol, fragrance, neotame. May contain: Red 6 Lake, Red 7 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, Red 27 Lake, manganese violet, iron oxides
- Directions for safe use: Apply smoothly and evenly to the lips. Not to be eaten. Avoid eye area. For external use only. Discontinue if rash, redness, or itching occurs. Consult your physician if irritation persists. For ages 8 and up. Parental supervision is advised.
- Note: The entire tube is not filled with lip balm, but it does contain 5 times as much as a normal-sized tube.
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Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm is sure to moisten your mouth inside and out. As the sweet scent gets your salivary glands going, the completely functional moisturizer will seal your lips with a cherry-flavored layer of protection from the elements.
You'll be tempted to chomp down on the twist-out stick, but don't give in to your craving; the hard candy and gum have been swapped out for a protective anti-chap stick of sweet wonder. And since the balm is nearly five times the size of a regular tube, there's plenty of puckering up to do.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Should I eat it?
Answer: No!
Question: Is it practical?
Answer: Giant Blow Pop Lip Balm is real lip balm with a deliciously fruity scent, but it's probably too big to slip into the watch pocket of your jeans. Do with that information what you will.
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