Irreverent Beer Pints and Koozies

Hilarious drinking quotes printed on pint glasses and can koozies.

Booze Talking Koozie
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Booze Talking Pint
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Outdoorsy Koozie
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Irreverent Beer Pint Glasses and Koozies feature hilarious imbibing-related sayings.

Choose from "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios" and "Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze".

Designed for those of us who enjoy the finer things in life (aka cold beer), these sayings are available on dishwasher-safe 16-ounce glasses or 12-ounce can koozies.

Features & specs

  • Capacity (glasses): 16 ounces
  • Capacity (koozies): fits any standard size beer or soda can (12 ounces)
  • Material (koozies): neoprene
  • Glasses are dishwasher safe

Comical drinking glasses and koozies

We're not ashamed to say that beer is great. We l-o-v-e beer. And that's why we couldn't help ourselves when we saw these hilarious beer pints and koozies.

Anyone who loves a cold frosty beer will love these. So, grab a dozen or so because they're perfect for nearly any occasion (except a driver's test).

Hilarious sayings on beer pints and koozies.
Better times will be had by all when drinking from Irreverent Beer Koozies and Glass Pints.

Two sayings on either a pint glass or can koozie

Irreverent Beer Pints & Koozies currently feature one of two great quotes:

  1. "Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze." ("Booze Talking")
  2. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios." ("Outdoorsy")

Either saying can be purchased on a pint glass (16 ounces) or a neoprene can koozie (designed for 12 ounce cans).

Please note that the koozies feature the saying written on both the front and back. The pint glasses only have the image plus text on one side.

Our Irreverent Beer Pints and Koozies are available in several different varieties.
Irreverent Beer Pints and Koozies are available with two hilarious quotes.

Pint glasses are dishwasher safe

The sixteen-ounce beer glasses are dishwasher safe. Yay for easy cleaning!

Irreverent Beer Pints are dishwasher safe and feature a 16 ounce capacity.
The 16-ounce Irreverent Beer Glasses are dishwasher safe.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Don't these promote drinking?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Don't you think that's irresponsible?

Answer: No.

Question: Why not?!

Answer: Because we're not the moral police. We're the awesome police.

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