The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing: A wooden noise-maker that looks like a kazoo.
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The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing

A wooden noise-maker that looks like a kazoo.

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What do you get when you cross a duck call with a kazoo? The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing!

To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.

Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.

Features & specs

  • A wooden noise-maker that makes unique sounds
  • Dimensions: 2.52" x 0.39" x 0.04" (6.4 cm x 1 cm x 0.1 cm)
  • Net Wt: 0.18 oz (5 g)
  • Color: red
  • Material: wood
  • Made in the USA
  • This item is a Vat19 exclusive!

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