USB Missile Launcher: Military Style
High-Powered Office Artillery Piece
The USB Missile Launcher allows you to shoot foam missiles from the comfort of your desk. Cheesy co-workers are no longer safe from your assaults.
Tilt, rotate, and fire your USB Missile Launcher using only your keyboard. Included software features sound effects. Mute them for your stealth operations.
Features & specs
- USB powered (no external power source needed)
- PC software included. Mac software available.
- Includes 3 foam ordnances
- Shoots 10-15 feet
- 45 degree tilt; 360 degree pan
- Meets military-grade office armory specs
- Size: Barrel is 6.5" long; Base has 3.5" diameter
Watch our USB Missile Launcher video
Office Artillery at its Finest!
Strike fear in the hearts of your co-workers with this military-grade office artillery weapon. This black and green USB Missile Launcher works in exactly the same way as our USB Cannon. Simply use the arrow keys and space bar on your computer to aim and fire at all who trespass against thee.
Soldier, these are your missiles. There are many like them, but these ones are yours. They are your best friend, your life. You must master it as you must master your life.
Without you, your missiles are useless. Without your missiles, you are useless. You must fire your USB Missile Launcher true. You must shoot straighter than your enemy, who may be trying to lure you into an intra-departmental meeting. You must shoot him before they bore you to death. And yes, we like the movie Full Metal Jacket.
Each USB Missile Launcher comes with three missiles. You can buy additional ammuntion.
Software now available for Macs!
For those of you with an Apple, USB firepower is now available! While the software isn't fully supported by the manufacturer, it will do the trick. For more information about Mac support and extending the awesome functionality of these devices on the Windows platform, check out our blog entry.
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