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USB Cannon - Circus Style - Shoots 10 feet!Computer controlled cannon shoots up to 10 feet.
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USB Cannon tilts, rotates, and fires at your command!USB Soldiers, Atten-hut ! Your most important battle is upon thee.
Watch our admittedly cheesey USB-Cannon-Can-Kill Video. Let's get something real clear from the get-go. The USB Cannon is probably one of the coolest USB gadgets we've seen in a long time. However, that doesn't mean we still don't have mad love for our USB Christmas Tree, USB Coffee Warmer, and USB Lava Lamp (shameless promo, we know, we know). Fire for effect!
Simply use the arrow keys on your PC to track down that bogey, line it up in your sights, and then smack your spacebar to unleash a punishing barage! The USB Cannon has a range of approximately 10 feet. Your ordnances (that's "grunt-speak" for missiles) truly come flying out of this thing. Your Ordnances are Sexy and Lethal (not really lethal)
You're probably thinking, "Hey, what do I do after I've shot three missiles?" The answer is simple: Count the bodies. Seriously, if you're not wreaking major pwnage (that's not a typo, it's geek-speak for "awesomeness") with your three ordinances, it serves you right to have to scurry around on your hands and knees to collect your troops and reload. Of course, by then, you've probably been annihilated. Remember: aim small, miss small. USB Cannon Control Software
The software is PC only. However, a free Mac download is available, but not supported by the manufacturer. Software now available for Macs!For those of you with an Apple, USB firepower is now available! While the software isn't fully supported by the manufacturer, it will do the trick. For more information about Mac support and extending the awesome functionality of these devices on the Windows platform, check out our blog entry. USB Cannon is not for the faint of heart
The USB Cannon looks awesome and it fires quickly and with massive authority. That's a big responsibility, Soldier. Don't take it lightly. Note: The USB Cannon is not designed for children under the age of 12. This warning applies to biological age only. We would consider ourselves to be about 4 years old behaviorally. USB Cannon: Defend This House
No need to worry about any geeks trying to take your position with rubber band shooters or wimpy nerf launchers. Just fire open your USB Cannon software, take aim, and annihilate the intruders...without having to turn away from that story on cnn.com. DEFEND YOUR HOUSE with the USB Cannon!
I have a burning question about this product!
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Q: can you link mult unit to one pc
Q: can i order more ordnance? so that i can have more than three missles so that i can reload rapidly?
and how long do i have to wait before shots?
Q: Above in the pictures it shows a net. What purpose does this net do?
Q: Will this unit enable World Domination from the comfort of your Computer Chair?
Q: advantages of usb circus cannon
Q: I shot my friend in the head with one of these, and he started crying. WHAT DO I DO?
Q: Are the so-called "Busty Babes" compatible with the USB missile launcher?
Q: Is this cooler than the other USB missile launcher?
Q: does this work with a mac?
Q: Does this work with Vista?
Q: Is it red with yellow, or yellow with red?
Q: Isn't this just the USB Missile Launcher, painted differently, without the cannon encasing?
Q: Is it lethal?
Q: My obnoxious co-worker's ego is tied directly into his major life-critical functions. Is it still safe to shoot him?
Q: I just got my USB circus cannon and now I know that the old addage it TRUE...there IS one born every minute! Why can't I stop laughing?
Q: Do you provide information for folks who want to write their own software?
Q: what is a Busty Babe?
Q: what are the advantages of the usb missile launcher
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