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USB Cannon - Circus Style - Shoots 10 feet!

Computer controlled cannon shoots up to 10 feet.

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Overview:

Honestly, we're geeking out so much about this product, we can hardly sit still to write a description. OK, so you plug this guy into your computer and then using your arrow keys and space bar, you can aim and fire at anything within 10 feet of your PC. It has pretty cool sound effects and shoots with authority.

Not only is it a ton of fun to play with, but you will cause such envy in your friends that they may try to destroy your cannon. Soldier, defend your position. Fire!

For people who like: computers, office toys, pranks, toys, gifts for geeks, gifts for the inner child, gifts for the person who has everything

Features & specs:

USB powered (no external power source needed)
PC software included. Mac software available.
Includes 3 foam missiles
Shoots 10-15 feet
45 degree tilt; 360 degree pan
Size: Barrel is 6.5" long; Base has 3.5" diameter

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USB Cannon tilts, rotates, and fires at your command!

USB Soldiers, Atten-hut ! Your most important battle is upon thee.

USB Cannon / USB Canon tilts, rotates, and fires.

Watch our admittedly cheesey USB-Cannon-Can-Kill Video.

Let's get something real clear from the get-go. The USB Cannon is probably one of the coolest USB gadgets we've seen in a long time. However, that doesn't mean we still don't have mad love for our USB Christmas Tree, USB Coffee Warmer, and USB Lava Lamp (shameless promo, we know, we know).

Fire for effect!

USB cannon tilts and rotates Your USB Cannon is a self-propelled, desk-mounted artillery battery with two axes of movement. (Cool, huh?)

Simply use the arrow keys on your PC to track down that bogey, line it up in your sights, and then smack your spacebar to unleash a punishing barage!

The USB Cannon has a range of approximately 10 feet. Your ordnances (that's "grunt-speak" for missiles) truly come flying out of this thing.

Your Ordnances are Sexy and Lethal (not really lethal)

Each USB Cannon comes with three foam shells. So, load up your USB cannon and send your "busty babes" to do your dirty work for you.

You're probably thinking, "Hey, what do I do after I've shot three missiles?" The answer is simple: Count the bodies.

Seriously, if you're not wreaking major pwnage (that's not a typo, it's geek-speak for "awesomeness") with your three ordinances, it serves you right to have to scurry around on your hands and knees to collect your troops and reload. Of course, by then, you've probably been annihilated. Remember: aim small, miss small.

USB Cannon Control Software

Your USB Cannon comes equipped with a small piece of software that allows you to control the mayhem you will unleash. Fire up the software and begin raining down the fury.

The software is PC only. However, a free Mac download is available, but not supported by the manufacturer.

Software now available for Macs!

For those of you with an Apple, USB firepower is now available! While the software isn't fully supported by the manufacturer, it will do the trick. For more information about Mac support and extending the awesome functionality of these devices on the Windows platform, check out our blog entry.

USB Cannon is not for the faint of heart

USB Cannon from three views

The USB Cannon looks awesome and it fires quickly and with massive authority. That's a big responsibility, Soldier. Don't take it lightly.

Note: The USB Cannon is not designed for children under the age of 12. This warning applies to biological age only. We would consider ourselves to be about 4 years old behaviorally.

USB Cannon: Defend This House

Your USB Cannon will always defend its position with honor!

No need to worry about any geeks trying to take your position with rubber band shooters or wimpy nerf launchers. Just fire open your USB Cannon software, take aim, and annihilate the intruders...without having to turn away from that story on cnn.com. DEFEND YOUR HOUSE with the USB Cannon!

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A few customer questions we've answered

Q: can you link mult unit to one pc
A: Yes, you can hook up several USB Cannons or USB Missile Launchers to one computer. They will operate in unison, which is pretty cool.

Q: can i order more ordnance? so that i can have more than three missles so that i can reload rapidly? and how long do i have to wait before shots?
A: Yes, you can order more ordnance (Busty Babes). The USB Missile Launcher's replacement missiles are also compatible with the USB Cannon. The delay between shots is a few seconds long.

Q: Above in the pictures it shows a net. What purpose does this net do?
A: The net that comes with the USB Circus Cannon is intended to be used to catch the 'Busty Babes' that you shoot from your cannon.

Q: Will this unit enable World Domination from the comfort of your Computer Chair?
A: While we feel that the USB Cannon should sit on the desk of any wannabe conqueror, the cannon is only an aid in the quest for power. It will not replace or supply qualities like ruthlessness, natural charisma, and strategy.

Q: advantages of usb circus cannon
A: The advantages of owning a USB Circus Cannon are too numerous to even begin listing here. Once you have one of your own, you may find that grumpy old men smile in your general direction, beautiful women vie for your attention, small children look up to you, and once fearsome adversaries back away in terror. Of course, your mileage may vary.

Q: I shot my friend in the head with one of these, and he started crying. WHAT DO I DO?
A: Reload and shoot again. And laugh.

Q: Are the so-called "Busty Babes" compatible with the USB missile launcher?
A: Yes. The USB Cannon's Busty Babes are the same size and shape as the USB Missile Launcher's foam missiles.

Q: Is this cooler than the other USB missile launcher?
A: That depends on what you're going for. While the USB Missile Launcher has a fairly imposing presence, the USB Cannon is not at all threatening in appearance. When your friends or co-workers hear the USB Cannon's happy circus music and see the vibrant red and yellow weapon on your desk, they will come closer, enabling you to attack at close range. We don't think they'll take such chances with the USB Missile Launcher. Then again, if intimidation is your goal, you're not going to have much luck with the Cannon.

Q: does this work with a mac?
A: The USB Cannon is not compatible with Macs when using the included software. We've heard that there is a Mac-compatible version of the software that can be downloaded online, though, so you might try searching for that prior to purchasing a cannon.

Q: Does this work with Vista?
A: According to the manufacturer, the included software does not officially support Windows Visa, but many people have had success using their USB Cannons with Vista.

Q: Is it red with yellow, or yellow with red?
A: The USB Circus Cannon has a red body with yellow accents.

Q: Isn't this just the USB Missile Launcher, painted differently, without the cannon encasing?
A: Or is the USB Missile Launcher just the USB Cannon with a different paint job? Yes, they are quite similar in function, so the decision over which one to buy may be aesthetic. Of course, buying both is OK, too!

Q: Is it lethal?
A: Only to an obnoxious co-worker's ego.

Q: My obnoxious co-worker's ego is tied directly into his major life-critical functions. Is it still safe to shoot him?
A: Yes. In fact, we highly recommend it.

Q: I just got my USB circus cannon and now I know that the old addage it TRUE...there IS one born every minute! Why can't I stop laughing?
A: We're not sure why, but now we're laughing, too.

Q: Do you provide information for folks who want to write their own software?
A: Because we don't manufacture the USB Cannon, we don't have the information that you're looking for.

Q: what is a Busty Babe?
A: In this instance, Busty Babes are the perky, smiling women that you see on the wrapping of the foam projectiles that are sold with the USB Cannon. If that's still unclear, we recommend that you sit down with mom or dad for "the talk". They'll know what we mean.

Q: what are the advantages of the usb missile launcher
A: Being awesome, being awesome, and being awesome.

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