Q: In a zombie invasion do you think the Airzooka would help me win?
A: We think the Airzooka would be a great weapon in any zombie uprising. We would also recommend the Big Daddy Giant Lighter, given their documented vulnerability to fire.
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Q: Have you tried farting into the 'zooka and seeing if it can be used successfully as a fart-thrower?
A: Yes. And it works gloriously.
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Q: Is the Airzooka loud when fired off? I don't want people knowing I'm the one messing up their hair.
A: The Airzooka is loud enough that it will be pretty clear who fired it (in most environments, anyway).
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Q: Is the plastic breakable? If it is, can you replace it or do you have to buy a new Airzooka?
A: The AirZooka is very durable and is not likely to break. If it breaks the manufacturer might have replacement parts available, depending on which piece broke.
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Q: Can I have an AirZooka???
A: Yes, provided that you pay for it.
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Q: Can the airzooka deflect a soft dart bullet
A: A blast of air from the AirZooka air cannon would not deflect a soft dart bullet. However, you could use the AirZooka itself to block it.
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Q: Would it work to make skirts fly up?
A: Yikes. We just got totally creeped out. Seeing how we don't want to get slapped or arrested, we've never tried it.
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Q: Who are you hilarious people? I cannot wait to fartzooka someone, seriously.
A: We'd love to say we are just average people who happen to spit out some clever responses every now and then. But truthfully, it's more than that. From birth, we were destined to get behind a computer at Vat19 headquarters and unleash our awesomeness on the world. We hope we aren't anywhere within your range.
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Q: CAN IT SHOOT WATER?
A: No, the AirZooka only shoots air.
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Q: do you ship to austrlia? and how much?
A: Yes, Vat19 ships to Australia. For a shipping quote, click the "Get Shipping Quote" link that is above the green "Add to Cart" button.
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Q: dude this is knarly do u thing the airzuka could help me win chicken soup
A: It couldn't hurt. Best of luck in your chicken soup contest!
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Q: I would like to order 1 airzooka if you will take a m/o or c/c as payment? if so send me a total and your address Thank`s
A: Yes, you can pay via money order or credit card. Vat19 does not accept personal checks. To view shipping prices, click the "Get Shipping Quote" link. Send your money order to: Vat19.com; 11783 Borman Drive; St. Louis, MO 63146. You can also print off a Mail-in Order Form from the link at the very bottom left of this page.
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Q: My goal in life is to become a fascist dictator. If I were to duct tape thousands of Airzookas together and fire them all at once do you think I could use it to take over a small country?
A: While Airzookas will definitely help, you're going to need more than that. We recommend that you also develop a signature style that your citizens can remember you by - whether that be a moustache, a sexy hat, or an unkempt beard.
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Q: How Fast does it shoot? Is it easy to shoot? Is the "plunger" uncomfterble?
A: The Airzooka shoots as fast as you are able to pull back the plunger and let it go. It's not particularly difficult, and most children are able to do it without trouble.
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Q: If I'm getting mugged on my way home from Oakland, Ca will this item protect me from the muggers???
A: This depends on how quick you are on the draw and how fast you can run after you temporarily startle them with the wicked burst of air from the AirZooka.
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Q: does the airzooka SUCK?
A: Yes. The Airzooka sucks and blows.
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Q: Could you put pieces of confetti in it and make it like a giant paper shower shooter? That way, you could surpise someone on their birthday.
A: That's a fun idea, and we don't see why it wouldn't work. It's worth a shot! (ha, no pun intended)
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Q: Is this thing loud? I don't want to get caught sneaking around blowing air at people.
A: We wouldn't call the AirZooka "loud", but it does make a "POW" noise when shot. If you are well-hidden, though, your victims will still have a hard time figuring out where the phantom shots of air are coming from. Watch our video above to get an idea of the sound you'll hear when shooting the AirZooka.
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Q: We Have A Problem With Stray Cats in my Nahborhood..... And I want Them Gone.. -.- So.. How many Shots would it take to competely Destroy them?
A: A few blasts with the Airzooka should be more than enough to traumatize the cats into using someone else's yard as a litter box.
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Q: Would LA's mild air quality issues cause extra hazard to the relevant target(s) of the Airzooka?
A: That fact that you're asking us this question proves that the filthy California air has already gotten to your brain.
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Q: Say I'm being attacked by an M16... Is this thing awesome enough to deflect bullets?!
A: Of course not. Rather than trying to deflect bullets with a plastic toy, you should probably duck and take cover.
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Q: My cat is drinking from the toilet and climbing the counters, can i use the air zooka to deter her from these and other naughty behaviors?
A: While we suspect that a cat would not like a blast of air from the AirZooka, Vat19 is not an authority on cat behavior.
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Q: You said the plunger wouldn't kill anyone. I put a knife in it and shot it, and i killed someone. Will you pay for my legal fees?
A: We truly hope that we weren't the first people you contacted after killing someone.
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Q: Hello, can i kill someone with an airzooka?
A: Since we at Vat19 value our freedom, we haven't yet tried to dispatch someone with the Airzooka. So, follow the instructions provided by the manufacturer and Zook safely!
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Q: Is it REALLY that safe?
A: Yes, the Airzooka air cannon would be more dangerous as a projectile than when used to shoot air.
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Q: does the airzooka blow really big balls of air?
A: We'd call them "puffs" rather than "balls". The air blasted from the AirZooka doesn't exactly have a shape. The harder you pull back on the string, the bigger the blast of air.
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Q: Hello, will this product allow me to fly? If so, how far?
A: We doubt it.
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Q: Can this protect me from foam missle attack?
A: It could deter your enemies, but the blast of air would not be strong enough to deflect foam missiles from say, a USB Missile Launcher.
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Q: how can we make an airzooka?
A: Unfortunately, we can't be of much help with this one. We've never actually tried to make our own.
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Q: Are you SURE it can't be used underwater?
A: Well, you could use the AirZooka underwater, we're just not sure it would do that much. It would probably be like trying to play frisbee underwater. You can do it, but I don't think you're going to have a swell time.
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Q: Hello. how durable is the "plunger"?Will I frequentyly need to buy new one,or will the airzooka last for a long time? Thanks! P.S.(the video is quite funny)
A: The AirZooka is a very durable product. The plastic backing is very thick and the elastic that holds the plunger is quite a thick cord. You can easily wreak a few years worth of havoc with your AirZooka.
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Q: Can I convince the armies of the world to make their bazookas like this? Would it be more harmful if we added it to a machine gun?
A: We doubt it, unless they suddenly start declaring armies victorious when they succeed in messing up the opponent's hair. And yes, pretty much everything is more harmful when added to a machine gun, Airzooka included.
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Q: if you put a water balloon in it would the water balloon fire
A: No. For that, you'd want a catapult or slingshot.
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Q: Can it be used underwater? Or would I have to buy the WaterZooka at a higher price?
A: The Airzooka probably wouldn't do all that much underwater. Unfortunately, we do not carry the Waterzooka or any similar products for underwater use.
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Q: My friends and i play airsoft, so say if i put airsoft bbs in the zooka and fire it will it have enough power to launch them?
A: We haven't tried this, but we don't think it would work. The AirZooka is meant to shoot out blasts of air, not actual objects.
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Q: if Georgia invaded France and France invaded Georgia and I was stuck in the cross fire could I use the air cannon to deflect the bullets and not die
A: No. We wouldn't worry too much, though. This is France we're talking about.
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Q: If I ordered 2 of them. Could these be used safely in a senual fun shoot out type of fun. Will it harm the body in any way, or can it be used safely, on the human body?
A: The Airzooka is quite safe. The only way that we could imagine it being harmful is if you shot a burst of air directly at someone's face at close range - or if decided to use the Airzooka as a club to bludgeon someone.
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Q: How can I make this shoot a fireball or smoke rings?
A: Due to the fact that the Airzooka is made of plastic, we cannot endorse any particular methods for shooting fire and smoke, nor do we recommend that you try it yourself.
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