Giant Gummy Cola Bottle
Ninety times larger than a regular gummy cola bottle.
Your eyes are not deceiving you. This colossal candy treat is real. It is delicious. And it can be yours!
The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is an amped-up version of a classic candy treat. Weighing approximately 90 times more than the standard-size gummy cola bottle, The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle perfectly mimics the styling of a traditional glass soda bottle.
Measuring nearly eight inches long, each handmade treat packs a prodigious 1,080 calories and is available in a variety of delectable flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Root Beer, and Cherry Cola. Made in the USA.
Features & specs:
- Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.75" x 1.5"
- Equivalent to approximately 90 regular gummy cola bottles
- Weight: 0.79 lbs (360 grams)
- Shelf life: 1 year
- Over 1,000 calories!
- Available in four flavors
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Gigantic, edible, and lip-smackingly good!
Candy, how we love thee! We idolize candy so much that we cannot resist gigantifying (it's a verb now) our favorite treats.
Feast your eyes upon this latest creation: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle. This sucker weighs in at nearly a full pound and is available in a variety of delicious soda flavors.
When it comes to candy, bigger is always better
The traditional gummy cola bottle is a diminutive one inch tall and weighs a petite 4 grams (approximately 0.009 pounds).
Employing the magic of super-sizing, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle measures in at nearly 8 inches tall and weighs 90 times more than its bite-sized progenitor. Yeah, we like our gummy big.
Nearly a pound of tasty gummy!
The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is big on taste, sugar, and of course caloric content. This monster packs a whopping 1,080 calories!
However, don't worry that you have to finish the thing in one sitting. All of our gummy, which is handmade in the USA, features a one year shelf life. So, take your time and enjoy the complex flavors. Or eat it all at once. It's hard to resist!
Choose from four delicious flavors
Currently, the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle is available in four soda flavors: Vanilla Cola, Cola, Cherry Cola, and Root Beer.
They are all delicious, authentic, and sure to please even the most discerning palates.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Do they taste good?
Answer: Are you kidding me? Like all of our gummy products, they taste absolutely amazing. They're hand made in the USA by skilled confectioners who care deeply about their craft.
Question: How long will my Giant Gummy Cola Bottle last?
Answer: All of our gummy items have a shelf life of one year provided they are not exposed to excessive heat or sunlight. They do not need to be refrigerated. By storing them in their original packaging between munching sessions, your gummy will last a long time.
Question: Why shouldn't I just buy a few bags of regular size gummy cola bottles instead of this monstrosity?
Answer: Because you have no taste? We kid, we kid! The difference is that after you've bought your mini cola bottles, all you'll have to show for it is a sad bag of boring mini gummies.
You're not going to get the attention of hot, mysterious blondes by offering them a one-inch-tall gummy. However, if you bust out your nearly eight-inch-long Giant Gummy Cola Bottle, you're going to need a few WLGWs to beat away the hordes of the opposite sex.
Question: Are there any diet flavors?
Answer: No. That would just be silly. You don't take a product like this (the candy equivalent of a Ferrari) and then tell me I can't take it out of first gear.
Question: How much does this thing weigh?
Answer: The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle weighs 0.79 pounds (360 grams).
Question: Do you have a vegetarian, halal, or kosher version?
Answer: Nope, sorry.
Question: What are the nutrition facts?
Answer: There are approximately 9 servings per Giant Gummy Cola Bottle. Here are the amounts per serving: Calories = 120. Total Fat = 0g. Cholesterol = 0mg. Sodium = 10mg. Total Carbohydrate = 29g. Sugars = 19g. Protein = 2g.
Question: What are the ingredients?
Answer: They vary slightly between each flavor. Check out the table below for all of the nitty gritty details.
|Vanilla Cola||Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, (May contain one or more of the following food colors: FD&C Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Yellow #5, Yellow #6), Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. May also contain Lime Oil, Vanilla Extract, Alcohol, Caramel Color, Polysorbate 80, Potassium Sorbate, Proplyene Glycol. CONTAINS SOY.|
|Cola||Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Caramel Color, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY.|
|Root Beer||Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Caramel Color, Polysorbate 80, Propylene Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY.|
|Cherry Cola||Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, FD&C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Blue #1, Blue #2, Caramel Color, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from Soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. CONTAINS SOY.|
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