Sex Panther Cologne: Growls When Opened
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Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman

Officially-licensed Anchorman cologne with growling box.

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Overview

Sex Panther Cologne is inspired by the hit comedy Anchorman. But because nobody wants to smell like, well... any number of foul things, this officially-licensed cologne is a clean, masculine scent.

However, in staying true to the film, Sex Panther Cologne features packaging that growls when opened!

Each 1.7oz spray bottle is made in the USA.

Features & specs

  • 1.7 oz (50 mL) spray bottle
  • Packaging growls when opened
  • Smells good, seriously
  • Officially licensed
  • Made in the USA
  • Not tested on animals (except panthers)

This cologne is kind of a big deal

Celebrate your love of Ron, Brick, Champ, and Brian with Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne Spray. Unlike the 70's version, modern-day Sex Panther is a formidable scent that won't sting the nostrils. But don't worry, the packaging still growls!

Officially licensed Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne.
Loved Anchorman? Then bathe yourself in its most recognizable scent with the officially licensed Sex Panther Cologne.

Yes, it growls!

Opening the top of the Sex Panther Cologne box is accompanied by the sound of a growling panther. That's how you know it's real.

It will NOT sting the nostrils!

Sex Panther Cologne smells good! Seriously!

In the movie, Sex Panther Cologne smelled like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. In real life, Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne smells darned handsome.

The reasons for this are simple: One, cologne is relatively expensive, so if it smelled terrible, the "joke" would get really old really fast. Two, nobody actually wants to smell like a turd covered in burnt hair. Three, wouldn't you prefer to attract a human lady as opposed to a female Sasquatch?

Despite its gasoline-infused scent in the movie, Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne smells good.
Sex Panther Cologne smells good. So don't be afraid to use it!

Musk up with 1.7oz of the real deal

Sex Panther Cologne is made in the USA and is an officially licensed product of Sony Pictures.

Sex Panther Cologne Spray is officially licensed from Sony Pictures and is made in America.
Sex Panther Cologne is made in the USA.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Does it smell like Bigfoot's ****?

Answer: Nope! It actually smells quite good. The manufacturer figured that nobody truly wants to smell like gasoline.

Question: Is it made from real bits of panther?

Answer: Of course, but only from free range panthers. In all seriousness, black panthers cannot be captured and chopped up for use in cologne.*

*I'm confident that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever written on this website.

Question: I thought this was a joke. Why does it cost as much as regular cologne?

Answer: Because it is regular cologne! But better!

First, it's called Sex Panther, which is an amazing name. Second, the packaging growls when opened. Third, we can't think of any better gift for the man who loves Anchorman. Fourth, it will make you smell better. Fifth, your chances of hitting it off with the ladies increases about sixty percent one hundred percent of the time.

Question: That's weird that it smells good because it smells terrible in the movie.

Answer: Actually, we think it would be weird if it smelled terrible. Sure, it'd be funny for about two seconds, but nobody actually wants to wear a cologne that requires being sprayed down with a fire hose in order to remove the scent. So, we took the best parts of the product (name and growling packaging) and mixed it with a masculine, clean scent. It's the best of both worlds!

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