Fast Food Pens: Hand-crafted pens with designs featuring greasy food.
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Fast Food Pen

Hand-crafted pens with designs featuring greasy food.

Fast Food Pen
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Fast Food Pen - Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger
$6.99
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Item #4879
Fast Food Pen - Hot Dog
Hot Dog
$6.99
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Overview

Order your drive-thru dinner with ketchup, mustard, and a side of homework when you write with Fast Food Pens. These eye-catching designs blend the kitschy with the artistic thanks to textured, hand-painted pieces of fast food cast in resin. The sturdy build and hand-crafted finish transcend gimmick and make this novel stationery a quality writing tool.

More than just a pretty thing, the black ballpoints glide as easily as a greasy meat patty, and the extra heft gives you a solid base as you press down on the page. They’ll easily be your new favorite way to write (even when you’re not hungry).

Features & specs

  • Ball point pens with fast food designs
  • Available in two styles: cheeseburger and hot dog
  • Material: resin
  • Hand-painted
  • Black ink
  • Hot Dog approx. dimensions: 5.25” x 0.5” x 0.75” (13.3 cm x 1.3 cm x 2 cm)
  • Cheeseburger approx. dimensions: 6.5” x 1.25” x 1.25” (16.5 cm x 3.2 cm x 3.2 cm)

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$6.99
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Hot Dog
$6.99
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