Overview

If there’s one bird that needs its own fitness instructor, it’s definitely the one that weighs too much to fly.

The Ostrichard Simmons style Freaker Socks sport a parody of the famous energetic exerciser imagined as a large bird. The funny image blends the human and the avian with a blue leotard, orange beak, and eyelashes that are downright fabulous.

Even if you bury your head in the sand you’ll notice this calf-high footwear that’s every bit as colorful, crazy, and unique as Richard Simmons himself.

Features & specs

• Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
• Inspired by a pun based on fitness personality Richard Simmons and ostriches
• One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
• Unisex
• Machine washable
• Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
• Made in the USA
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How Melt Protection Works
High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.
At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.
• Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
• The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.
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