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Ostrichard Simmons by Freaker Socks

Crazy socks with a punny bird/exercise enthusiast design.

Ostrichard Simmons Socks
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Overview

If there’s one bird that needs its own fitness instructor, it’s definitely the one that weighs too much to fly.

The Ostrichard Simmons style Freaker Socks sport a parody of the famous energetic exerciser imagined as a large bird. The funny image blends the human and the avian with a blue leotard, orange beak, and eyelashes that are downright fabulous.

Even if you bury your head in the sand you’ll notice this calf-high footwear that’s every bit as colorful, crazy, and unique as Richard Simmons himself.

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Features & specs

  • Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
  • Inspired by a pun based on fitness personality Richard Simmons and ostriches
  • One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in the USA

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