Overview

Usher in a new world order of pizza and hike Zalluminati Freaker Socks up your calves.

A secretive cabal of evil magnates running the world is a frightening thought, but there's nothing scary about bending the knee in allegiance to the all-seeing slice. So get on board with the Protocols of the Elders of 'Za and usher in the dawn of your crusty, saucy, cheesy overlord with some fine hosiery and a hilarious pie/Illuminati pun!

Features & specs

• Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
• Inspired by a pun based on the delicious food pizza and the new world order the Illuminati
• One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
• Unisex
• Machine washable
• Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
• Made in the USA
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How Melt Protection Works
High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.
At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.
• Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
• The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.
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