Ninja Garden Gnome
Lawn Gnome Trained in the Secret Art of Ninjutsu.
Overview
What is scarier than the silent and stealthy ninja? A silent and stealthy ninja small enough to enter your house through the doggy door!
The Ninja Garden Gnome is a diminutive folk creature trained in the art of shinobi. Dressed in black, he’ll silently guard over your plants while wielding his stealthy spade. The Ninja Garden Gnome’s impressive résumé boasts talents in espionage, sabotage, assassination, and weeding.
Adorable and menacing at the same time, the Ninja Garden Gnome is a welcome addition to any garden, lawn, or bookshelf.
Features & specs
- Hand-painted
- Material: hollow plastic
- Approximate dimensions: 9 1/2” x 4 1/2” x 3 1/2” (24.13 cm x 11.43 cm x 8.89 cm)
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The Ninja Garden Gnome silently keeps vigil over your lawn, always on the lookout for the next threat. He’s not just a sentinel; he’ll surely defeat the dangerous foe using his spade with such secretive efficiency that you’ll never even notice it happened.
We hope you never cross him.
360º of formidable fighter
Most ninjas lurk in the shadows, but you’ll be proud to display your Ninja Garden Gnome anywhere, since he’s sculpted in detail from his pointy cone-shaped head to his split-toe tabi boots.
This tiny master of stealth is perfect for your garden but is also a great addition to a bookcase or desk.
Don’t refer to his shinobi garb as pajamas unless you like
your strolls through the garden interrupted by a shuriken to the face.
Question: If I can see this gnome, doesn’t that make it a bad ninja?
Answer: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents in the arsenal of a ninja. Now you don’t know what to think.
Question: Won’t this scare the plants in my garden?
Answer: The Ninja Garden Gnome’s honor code allows it to only attack weeds.
Question: Does it really attack weeds?
Answer: Not actively, but the Ninja Gnome might scare them into not growing.
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