Ninja Garden Gnome: Diminutive folk creature trained in the art of shinobi
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Ninja Garden Gnome

Lawn Gnome Trained in the Secret Art of Ninjutsu.

Ninja Garden Gnome
Ninja Garden Gnome image
Ninja Garden Gnome image
  • Ninja Gnome
$19.99
🛒 Purchased 50+ times
This item has been discontinued.

Overview

What is scarier than the silent and stealthy ninja? A silent and stealthy ninja small enough to enter your house through the doggy door!

The Ninja Garden Gnome is a diminutive folk creature trained in the art of shinobi. Dressed in black, he’ll silently guard over your plants while wielding his stealthy spade. The Ninja Garden Gnome’s impressive résumé boasts talents in espionage, sabotage, assassination, and weeding.

Adorable and menacing at the same time, the Ninja Garden Gnome is a welcome addition to any garden, lawn, or bookshelf.

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Features & specs

  • Hand-painted
  • Material: hollow plastic
  • Approximate dimensions: 9 1/2” x 4 1/2” x 3 1/2” (24.13 cm x 11.43 cm x 8.89 cm)

    • How Melt Protection Works

    High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.

    At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.

    • Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
    • The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.

Guardian of the Garden

The Ninja Garden Gnome silently keeps vigil over your lawn, always on the lookout for the next threat. He’s not just a sentinel; he’ll surely defeat the dangerous foe using his spade with such secretive efficiency that you’ll never even notice it happened.

How about I spade your garden a visit?
We hope you never cross him.

360º of formidable fighter

Most ninjas lurk in the shadows, but you’ll be proud to display your Ninja Garden Gnome anywhere, since he’s sculpted in detail from his pointy cone-shaped head to his split-toe tabi boots.

This tiny master of stealth is perfect for your garden but is also a great addition to a bookcase or desk.

Three views of the Ninja Garden Gnome with a hand for perspective
Don’t refer to his shinobi garb as pajamas unless you like
your strolls through the garden interrupted by a shuriken to the face.

Question: If I can see this gnome, doesn’t that make it a bad ninja?

Answer: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents in the arsenal of a ninja. Now you don’t know what to think.

Question: Won’t this scare the plants in my garden?

Answer: The Ninja Garden Gnome’s honor code allows it to only attack weeds.

Question: Does it really attack weeds?

Answer: Not actively, but the Ninja Gnome might scare them into not growing.

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