Overview

Make the most of your misfortune with the Sad Trombone Kit! The perfect addition to any accident-prone environment, this highly detailed desk ornament ensures you're always ready with a timeless, vaudevillian "Womp, womp, womp, wah!"

Equipped with a button that makes the classic sad trombone music, this mini decor is perfect for situations that leave you at a loss for words. From a story of a first date gone horribly wrong to the worst dad joke you've ever heard, the sound of this hilarious horn will turn any failure into a side-splitting win!

As for trombone enthusiasts looking for a different tune, the included mini-booklet features a breakdown of the "happy trombone" throughout history, from Wagner to Diana Ross to modern day indie pop. It also includes a brief history of the sad trombone tradition as we know it; a tradition that you'll continue with every fail-worthy moment you and your tiny trombone punctuate!

Features & specs

• Miniature noise-making trombone and carrying case
• Included: illustrated mini book and decorative stickers
• Approx. dimensions (trombone and case): 3.5" x 2" x 1.5" (8.9 cm, 5.1cm, 2.8 cm)
• Trombone does not separate from the case
• Batteries included
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How Melt Protection Works
High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.
At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.
• Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
• The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.
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