Desktop Therapist: A therapist that responds at the push of a button!
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The Talking Desktop Therapist

A therapist that responds at the push of a button!

Talking Desktop Therapist
With each press of the button, you'll receive one of 16 randomized words of wisdom.
Batteries included.
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The Desktop Therapist includes 16 random phrases.
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  • With each press of the button, you'll receive one of 16 randomized words of wisdom.
  • Batteries included.
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Overview

While it’s not practical to book an emergency session for all the little stresses in your day, the Desktop Therapist lets you unload your woes anytime—no appointment necessary!

Set Gregory on your desk, countertop, or bedside table, and he is readily available to lend a supportive ear. Push the small button on his armchair after you've uploaded your thoughts and Gregory will provide a randomized response of insight for you to better consider your complex feelings. Responses like, "what kind of changes would you like to make in your life?" and "what do we do when we feel like this?" are a great soundboard to reflect on the person within.

Despite one of his responses being "that's all the time we have for today," time spent on your sessions are limitless! Just push the button again to continue the session, further embracing your feelings. And, while you're not out-of-session, Gregory decorates your desk with a calm poise and sense of security.

"Let's dig into that more in our next session."

Features & specs

  • A therapist figurine with audio responses
  • Approx. dimensions: 3.5" x 3" x 3.7" (8.9cm x 7.6cm x 9.4cm)
  • 16 randomized words of wisdom
  • Requires 3 x 1.5V LR44/AG13 batteries (included)
  • Ages 3+

Sorry! We're sold out until October 09.

$21.99

More stock arriving on October 09, 2024.

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