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Toilet Timer

A funny sand timer that reminds you to get off the pot.

It takes about five minutes for the sand to empty from the man’s body and into the toilet bowl below him.

Rotate the timer 360 degrees to start the commode countdown.

A humorous reminder to guests and certain family members that the bathroom is not a lounge area.

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It takes about five minutes for the sand to empty from the man’s body and into the toilet bowl below him.
Rotate the timer 360 degrees to start the commode countdown.
A humorous reminder to guests and certain family members that the bathroom is not a lounge area.
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Overview

Drop a hint about how to drop a deuce and add the Toilet Timer to your bathroom. Set this sand timer atop your porcelain throne as a humorous reminder to guests and certain family members (we’re not going to name names) that the bathroom is not a lounge area.

Rotate the timer 360 degrees to start the commode countdown. It takes about five minutes for the sand to empty from the man’s body and into the toilet bowl below him, which should be enough time for your bathroom occupant to do the same. If they get sucked into an especially good TikTok rabbit hole, a quick glance at the Toilet Timer will show them that it’s time to ~~wipe~~ wrap things up.

Even if your guests don’t always use the Toilet Timer for its intended function, they’ll still get a laugh out of the funny decoration and maybe wait to check fantasy football until later.

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Features & specs

Bathroom-themed sand timer
Timer length: approx. five minutes
Dimensions: 1.5" x 4" x 4” (3.8 cm x 10.2 cm x 10.2 cm)

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