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Zombie Gnome Garden Sculpture

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Overview

When hell runs out of room, the dead will walk amongst us... and so will our reanimated lawn ornaments! Make your plants soil themselves with the Zombie Gnome Garden Sculpture.

Standing at nearly a foot tall, this creepy gnome is made from handcrafted terracotta with weather-resistant paint that won’t fade. So the only way to stop this little monster is to take out his brai... He bit me! Brains…

Features & specs

  • Handcrafted
  • Material: Terracotta
  • Weather-resistant paint
  • Dimensions: 11.2” x 4” x 4.5”

Night of the living flower bed

The trees rustle slightly. You believe you are alone. You turn. It’s too late!

The Zombie Gnome adds scary fun to your home garden when you least expect it. Standing at nearly a foot tall, this lumbering, undead mystical spirit isn’t just another lawn ornament to ignore. All creatures big and small will think twice before nibbling on your tulips or digging up those radishes when this little guy is planted nearby.

The Zombie Gnome haunts a garden
Oh, hell gnome!

Scary detail

No matter what angle you come at the Zombie Gnome, he’s going to get you. The highly detailed terracotta statue looks gruesome from the gnome’s tippy top to his tippy toes.

The water-resistant paint ensures the little terror will keep his frightful look throughout the seasons. What do you think he was just eating?

The gnome is painted on all sides.
It’s a g-g-g-gnome!

Question: Will my other garden gnomes have to worry about their safety?

Answer: Yes.

Question: How did the disease spread to the Zombie Gnomes?

Answer: In this case, there was no contagious disease. The Garden Gnome afterlife simply ran out of space, so the previously dead bodies reanimated to roam the garden.

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