Q: Do cows say Moo?
A: Yes.
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Q: How heavy is the legal paperweight? Can it hold down the rogue pages near the front and the back of a book that try to close on you all the time?
A: The Legal Paperweights weighs approximately 11 ounces. This is heavy enough to hold down very large stacks of paper, so we're fairly certain it could handle those rogue pages.
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Q: is it heavy
A: It weighs 10 ounces, certainly enough to keep your papers in place.
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Q: what is a paperweight
A: A paperweight is often placed on top of loose paper to keep it from moving or blowing away.
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Q: I disagree. I think cows say 'MEEUUUUUUUUHHH'.
A: Tomato, tomahto.
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Q: So, what is this seemingly crumpled up piece of legal paper made of?
A: The Legal Paperweight is made of silk-screened vinyl that is crumpled by hand and wrapped around a steel weight.
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Q: So this is paper holding down paper?.....and what if someone throws it away thinking it is just a usless piece of paper? are you allowed to use a marshmellow bow and arrow and attack them?
A: While someone may be fooled initially just by looking at it, we doubt they'll mistake the Legal Paperweight for real paper once they pick it up. It's not heavy, per se, but it's significantly heavier than a piece of paper. However, if someone does happen to toss your Legal Paperweight, feel free to assault them violently with your Marshmallow Bow & Mallow.
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Q: Don't cows say 'Shazoo'?
A: All of the cows I've met say "moo".
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Q: if you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
A: Silver?
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Q: You guys crack me up. THANK YOU. I must now own this.
A: The pleasure is all ours.
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Q: Do you perchance sell illegal paperweights? I heard they have a much higher value on the black market and am interested...
A: No. We briefly flirted with the idea of dealing illegal African "conflict paperweights", but ultimately, the risk just wasn't worth the reward. So, only legal paperweights here.
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Q: If I were to use this paperweight in a paperwad fight, would it hurt someone? Especially if I hit them accidently on purpose?
A: It's possible. Not only does it weigh more than real paper, but it's also much more solid, of course, and has some slightly pointy edges. If you hit someone just right, it could hurt. So, we don't recommend throwing it at people, even if it's accidentally on purpose.
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Q: You guys make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. THANK YOU. how many should I buy?
A: We're happy to be of service. As for your question, the answer is simple - all of them!
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Q: Will there be paperweights in the style of other types of paper, like A4?
A: At this point, we don't plan on carrying any styles but the legal pad paperweight.
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