Legal Paperweight

A paperweight that looks like crumpled legal paper.

Legal Paperweight

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Price: $19.95
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Overview:

The Legal Paperweight holds down your important documents while giving off that "I'm so into bands that you've never heard of, but I'm still approachable and fun" vibe. Yes, that is a lot for one paperweight to do, but that's why it's so curiously awesome.

Features & specs:

  • Weighs 10 ounces
  • 4" x 4" x 4"
  • Gift box
  • Made in the USA
  • Sculpted vinyl around metal weight

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Can you spot the paperweight?

(There is no prize for locating it. Sorry.)

Legal paperweight is hidden somewhere in this picture.
Show off your "Where's Waldo" skills by locating the paperweight.

Alright, so maybe the Legal Paperweight can't blend in perfectly with the batch of sun-bleached legal paper we had lying around the offices (apparently, we don't have much of a need for fourteen-inch-long pieces of paper), but it's pretty darned close.

Buy this paperweight because it makes you awesome-r.

It's a paperweight that looks like a piece of paper. That's pretty cool. And we all know that items we put on display for our co-workers to see must provide a glimpse into how much cooler we are outside the office. Yet, that item cannot be so intimidating that said co-workers avoid you for fear of not understanding your ultra-hip pop-culture references.

You want them thinking something like, "I bet she could kick my butt in an arm-wrestling match, but I'd enjoy losing."

Paperweight looks like a piece of paper.
Put the Legal Paperweight on top of a stack of paper to keep the pieces from getting up and running away.

 

$19.95

 

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A few customer questions we've answered

Q: Do you perchance sell illegal paperweights? I heard they have a much higher value on the black market and am interested...
A: No. We briefly flirted with the idea of dealing illegal African "conflict paperweights", but ultimately, the risk just wasn't worth the reward. So, only legal paperweights here.

Q: Will there be paperweights in the style of other types of paper, like A4?
A: At this point, we don't plan on carrying any styles but the legal pad paperweight.

Q: You guys crack me up. THANK YOU. I must now own this.
A: The pleasure is all ours.

 
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