The 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python
The delicious 7-foot-long gummy snake.
Overview
Folks, the Party Python is about as ridiculous as candy can get. Simply put, it is a demanding piece of confectionery that blurs the line between food and art.
Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge candy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame.
Boasting incredible details including intricate eyes, extensive and blended coloring, ridged coils, and thousands of individually carved scales, the Party Python will steal the show at any party.
Hand made in the USA and available in two dual-flavor combinations.
Features & specs
- Dimensions: 84" x 8" x 8"
- Weight: 26.9 pounds (12.2 kg)
- Calories: 36,720
- Servings: Approx. 306
- Gluten-free
- Made in the USA
- Ridonkulous.
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Party Python = A freak of nature!
As far as we're concerned, you can never go too big when it comes to colossal things made out of gummy. Case in point: The Party Python.
At nearly eight feet long, this candy beast is sure to be the hit of your next party.
It's long, it's thick, and it's shaped like a... snake!
The Party Python is gargantuan. It's almost 8 feet long and weighs a tad over 26 pounds!
Bust this sucker out as the dessert at Thanksgiving dinner, and we're certain you'll knock everyone out of their post-meal daze.
Did we mention that it's freakin' huge?
The vitals on the Party Python are mind-numbingly awesome. This candy snack weighs nearly 27 pounds (12.2 kilograms) and packs a walloping 36,720 calories (that's 18.36 days of an adult's recommended daily allowance). Dang.
This amazing gummy treat consists of over 12 pounds (5.8 kg) of sugar. Yeah, that "King" Size Snickers Bar ain't got nothing on the Party Python!
An amazing work of art that just happens to be edible
The creators of the Party Python care deeply about the quality of their products. It took months of painstaking work for the designer to hand-carve the overwhelming number of intricate details on the Party Python.
This constricting candy snake features amazingly detailed eyes, elaborate and blended coloring, ridges where the snake naturally coils, and thousands of realistic scales. It's almost a shame to eat this thing. Almost.
Feed yourself and your 305 closest friends
The Party Python can be divided into 306 servings of 40 grams and 120 calories each. Yeah, you may want to bust out the chainsaw for that. This gummy snake can feed an army!
Available in two dual-flavor combos
The Party Python is currently available in two flavor combinations: Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry and Blue Raspberry & Green Apple.
Each of the Party Pythons colors corresponds directly to its flavor. For example, the dark blue areas of the Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry Party Python will taste like blue raspberry and the red areas will taste like cherry.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: How long will it last?
Answer: The Party Python enjoys a year-long shelf life! Our only suggestion is to keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat.
Question: Is it kosher, halal, or vegetarian?
Answer: No. The gelatin is from a pork source.
Question: If I ate the entire Party Python in one sitting, will I die?
Answer: Probably. Well, actually, you probably couldn't ingest 26-pounds of candy. If you could, your stomach would probably burst. Long before that, however, you would be vomiting like a fraternity pledge during new student week. Remember, the Party Python is designed to be shared!
Question: Don't you think this is a bit absurd for a piece of candy?
Answer: You must be new to our website. You need to check out this, this, this, this, this, and this. Oh, and this. While we're at it, check out this. It's not candy, but it is absurdly large.
Question: Which is a better center piece? This or the Party Bear?
Answer: I suppose that depends on what type of party you're having. Perhaps the Party Bear is more appropriate for formal affairs as it also doubles as a serving bowl. The Party Python performs no such double duty. It's all about the business of being ridiculously large and extremely tasty.
Question: Does it actually taste good?
Answer: The Party Python, like all of our delicious gummy, tastes amazing. It is hand made in the USA by a small candy company that prides itself on quality. I've personally visited their operation and it, like the taste of their gummy, is top-notch. These confectioners really care about what they do.
Question: It's expensive. What should I do?
Answer: Think of the Party Python like a Lamborghini. Sure, a Datsun will get you from A to B, but wouldn't you rather show up at the party in the Lambo? Exactly.
We know you can toss out a bowl of regular sized gummies at your next party, but imagine the look on your guests' faces when you unveil the Party Python. I mean... it's a 26-pound piece of candy! Don't over-think it. Just buy, buy, buy! There is zero possibility of regret when it comes to the Party Python.
Question: Have you guys ever played a trivia game where the winner gets to munch on the Party Python and the loser is trapped inside a plexiglas coffin with a 16-foot-long reticulated python?
Answer: Yes.
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Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. Contains Soy. Blue Raspberry & Green Apple: Blue #1, Yellow #5 Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry: Red #40, Blue #1
Allergen Statement: We are not aware at this time of any allergens associated with this product.
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 283
Amount Per Serving | ||
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Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
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Protein 2g |
Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. Contains Soy. Blue Raspberry & Green Apple: Blue #1, Yellow #5 Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry: Red #40, Blue #1
Allergen Statement: We are not aware at this time of any allergens associated with this product.
Halal: No
Gluten Free: Yes ✔
Kosher: No
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size (about 40 g)
Serving Per Container 283
Amount Per Serving | ||
---|---|---|
Calories 120 | Calories from Fat 0 | |
% Daily Value* | ||
Total Fat 0g | 0% | |
Saturated Fat 0g | 0% | |
Trans Fat 0g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0% | |
Sodium 10mg | 0% | |
Total Carbohydrate 29g | 10% | |
Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% | |
Total Sugars
19g
Includes 17g added sugars
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Protein 2g |
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