Become a Knight or Dame Kit: Gift the title of knighthood!
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Become a Knight or Dame Kit

Gift the title of knighthood or damehood!

Become a Knight or Dame Kit
  • Become a Knight or Dame Kit
This item has been discontinued.


Join the ranks of Joan of Arc, El Cid, and Elton John and become a knight! Without having to lift a sword in battle, you could be bestowed a knighthood and be honored with the title of Knight or Dame thanks to the Become a Knight or Dame Kit.

This giftable tin includes a registration sheet that, when filled out and submitted, entitles you to a certificate that verifies that you are a Knight of Alconbury (a small English village). You can legally use the title on official documents!

If you've got a friend who is brave, devout, loyal, courteous, and generous, then they're already acting like a knight. So show them you appreciate their character by gifting the Become a Knight or Dame Kit and let them prove it to the world!

Features & specs

  • A giftable tin that includes a registration to have the title of knight or dame bestowed upon the giftee
  • Includes: a welcome letter, an explanation of the gift, the history of Alconbury Manor and the surrounding township, a history of knights and dames, a historical map of huntingdonshire, a trifold list of the Lords of Alconbury, an A6 postcard, and a registration sheet.
  • Disclaimer: The title of Sir and Dame can be used by the gift recipient once they have received their certificate of proof or title. Please note that while you will be able to use the title of Sir or Dame of Alconbury, this is not the same as the title of nobility for services to the country. This is a novelty gift and should be regarded as such.
  • Dimensions: 8 1/2" x 6 1/2" x 1" (21.6 cm x 16.5 cm x 2.5 cm)

Mail your registration form, a squire...

...And arise, a Knight (or Dame) of Alconbury. The Become a Knight or Dame Kit includes everything that you need to become a knight, and supplemental information in the gift tin explains exactly what that means.

With an easy-to-fill registration form, the history of knights and dames, and plenty of information about Huntingdonshire (the realm newly under your protection), reading the kit will feel like graduating from knight school.

All of the contents of the tin including the knight
Includes everything you need to be a knight or dame (except tips on jousting).

Have the knight of your life

After your registration, you will be presented with a certificate conferring your knighthood. The certificate bestows upon you the right to legally bear the title of Sir or Dame.

Put your new honorific on documents and letterhead from your passport to your personal correspondence. Feel free to joust with the other nobles, but don't pull your sword on shopkeepers who forget to honor you with the title of Sir. And ladies, never forget, "There Is Nothin' Like a Dame", so make sure you've got room in your purse or pockets for all of the favors that'll be thrown your way.

Become Sir (YOUR NAME HERE) of Alconbury!
It's like that famous TIME magazine cover, only more exclusive.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Does it ever expire?

Answer: The title of knighthood is bestowed for a lifetime, but you need to submit your paperwork before the activation deadline, which is usually within about a year of receiving the kit.

Question: Does it come with any land?

Answer: The Become a Knight or Dame Kit does not include actual soil or deeds of legal ownership of land.

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