Burrito Blanket: Wrap yourself in a realistic-looking tortilla!
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Burrito Blanket

Wrap yourself in a realistic-looking tortilla!

Burrito Blanket
Soft, cuddly fleece.
That's a big burrito!
  • Burrito Blanket
  • Soft, cuddly fleece.
  • That's a big burrito!
In Stock
Item #4939


A properly made burrito is stuffed with many delicious things, and now you can stuff a burrito with you!

The Burrito Blanket is a soft covering adorned with a lifelike image of a fresh tortilla. Keep it draped over your couch to make visitors think you’re about to scarf down on a giant meal or wrap yourself in the wrap to become a human burrito!

Measuring five feet across, this grande faux food is big enough for two snugglers who want a delicious way to stay warm.

Features & specs

  • A photorealistic tortilla printed on a blanket
  • Diameter: 60” (152.4 cm)
  • Packaged in a cardboard takeout box
  • Material: 100% lightweight polyester fleece with stitched edge
  • Machine washable (cold water recommended)

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Though it might look like this burrito's material is flour-based, you don't have to be gluten-tolerant to enjoy it! The blanket is actually made of a soft fleece that's so pleasing to the touch, you'll think you've died and gone to the great burrito stand in the sky.

Blanket material in hand
Soft, cuddly fleece.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is this machine washable?

Answer: Yes it is! We recommend that you wash the blanket in a cold temperature.

Question: How warm is it?

Answer: The blanket is plenty warm for one person and big enough for two!

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