Das Horn Drinking Vessel
A modern take on the ancient drinking horn.
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Kick it Greco-Roman style with the Das Horn Drinking Vessel.
Styled after ancient drinking horns made from the horns of sheep, goats, and other bovids (ya know, horn-producing mammals), Das Horn holds 24 ounces (709 mL) of your favorite brew.
Das Horn includes a display stand for exhibiting it during non-party hours as well as a removable neck strap for hands-free use.
Dishwasher safe and made from BPA-free plastic.
Features & specs
- Dimensions: 13.75" x 3.75" diameter
- Capacity: 24 oz (709 mL)
- Includes a display stand
- Neck strap (for hands free operation) included
- Dishwasher safe
- BPA-free plastic
Closest thing to drinking from a rhinoceros horn
If your wardrobe consisted of the pelts of animals that you and your cave-mates had killed with pointy sticks, then drinking your honey mead from the tusk of a woolly mammoth would make sense.
But today, we're quite lucky that we no longer have to endure honey mead. And while it would be awesome to drink from the horn of a prehistoric beast, it'd cost you a pretty penny (cloning is crazy expensive) in order to obtain one.
So, rejoice that some smart fella decided to create the Das Horn Drinking Vessel so you don't have to clone and subsequently hunt a woolly mammoth.
Includes a display stand for when you're sleeping
If you're going to own something as awesome looking as Das Horn, it makes sense to show it off when you're not using it. For those few hours a day, use the included plastic display stand.
Holds 24 ounces!
Das Horn holds an impressive 24 ounces (709 mL) of liquid. That's approximately two standard-size beers. Despite the large size, Das Horn is easy to grip.
Hands-free action with the included neck strap
Every Das Horn comes with a removable neck strap. Slip it on to free your hands for other activities such as holding more Das Horns, glad-handing politicians, and playing badminton.
Easy to clean
Das Horn is made from food-safe BPA-free plastic and is top rack dishwasher safe.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: If I need to put it down, won't it spill my beer everywhere?
Answer: Why would you need to put down your beer? You've got a neck strap, son! We suppose you could use the included display stand if you were really strapped for a free hand, but seriously, cowboy up and finish that drink!
Question: Can I drink other things besides beer from Das Horn?
Answer: We don't typically recommend downing 700 mL of Jägermeister in a sitting, but hey, it's your Das Horn. You can do with it whatever you want.
Question: Is Hans Gretel (of Das Beer Boot video fame) going to make a video for this?
Answer: There is absolutely, positively zero chance that would ever happen. But, never say never.
Question: Where do I download the MP3 of the Das Horn song?
Answer: What song?
Where can I buy this awesomeness?
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