Sad Trombone Kit: Tiny trombone that goes Womp-Womp!
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Sad Trombone Kit (with sound!)

Tiny trombone that goes Womp-Womp!

Sad Trombone (with sound!)
The Sad Trombone Kit includes a set of stickers (for the case), a mini book, and the hilarious trombone itself.
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Demo of the Sad Trombone Kit
  • Sad Trombone (with sound!)
  • The Sad Trombone Kit includes a set of stickers (for the case), a mini book, and the hilarious trombone itself.
  • Video: Demo of the Sad Trombone Kit
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Overview

Make the most of your misfortune with the Sad Trombone Kit! The perfect addition to any accident-prone environment, this highly detailed desk ornament ensures you're always ready with a timeless, vaudevillian "Womp, womp, womp, wah!"

Equipped with a button that makes the classic sad trombone music, this mini decor is perfect for situations that leave you at a loss for words. From a story of a first date gone horribly wrong to the worst dad joke you've ever heard, the sound of this hilarious horn will turn any failure into a side-splitting win!

As for trombone enthusiasts looking for a different tune, the included mini-booklet features a breakdown of the "happy trombone" throughout history, from Wagner to Diana Ross to modern day indie pop. It also includes a brief history of the sad trombone tradition as we know it; a tradition that you'll continue with every fail-worthy moment you and your tiny trombone punctuate!

Features & specs

  • Miniature noise-making trombone and carrying case
  • Included: illustrated mini book and decorative stickers
  • Approx. dimensions (trombone and case): 3.5" x 2" x 1.5" (8.9 cm, 5.1cm, 2.8 cm)
  • Trombone does not separate from the case
  • Batteries included

Sorry! We're sold out until September 15.

$12.99

More stock arriving on September 15, 2025.

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