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Unicorn on the Cob by Freaker Socks

Socks sporting a corny unicorn pun.

Unicorn on the Cob Socks
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Item #4356

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Friends! Romans! Country farmers! Lend me your ears (of corn)! And also your mythical creatures! Pegasus might be the only horse with wings, but who needs 'em when you're hotroddin' around on hosiery atop a cob of corn?

Cryptozoologists might still be looking for unicorns, but if the creature-seekers would just open their eyes, they'd find the horned horsies right on Unicorn on the Cob socks, just past the field of rainbows. When you're wearing a pair of socks featuring a majestic unicorn straddling a shucked ear of corn, you'll be reminded that anything is possible.

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Features & specs

  • Pair of socks with a graphic-based pun
  • Inspired by a pun based on a mythical beast the unicorn riding a cob of corn
  • One size fits most (4-13 men's, 6-14 women's)
  • Unisex
  • Machine washable
  • Materials: 76% cotton, 22% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in the USA

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