Q: If I put these stickers on my stapler, will it be OK for me to start talking to them? Kinda like Wilson from Cast Away.
A: While we think you should still mainly interact with other humans, a little chit chat with your stapler every now and then when you are alone and bored in your cubicle probably wouldn't hurt.
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Q: Why isn't there a handy-dandy video of this product, like there are for so many of your other great offerings? From a company that specializes in great video productions, I'd love to this one!
A: We attempted to make a video for the Inanimate Stickers, but Sir Stapler would not cooperate with our director.
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Q: Just how waterproof are these?
A: Inanimate Stickers are made of plastic, so they're not going to break down if they get wet (as paper-based stickers would). Of course, if you try to stick them to a wet surface, or if you get the sticky part wet, it will reduce their effectiveness. They still won't start to disintegrate, though.
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Q: Can you even stick them on bags and stuff...and don't they come in other colors too???
A: You can stick them anywhere you like! They only come in the black, white, and gray colors you see here, though.
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Q: Do the inanimate objects come to life when I put the stickers on them?
A: Yes, if you use your imagination.
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Q: WILSONNNNNNNN!
A: With the Inanimate Stickers, you could turn any object into your new best friend! Bloody handprint not needed.
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Q: If fired from the office job, can one easily remove the stickers from these inanimate objects? do they leave a residue? (although, why I should care if I have just been fired?)
A: We aren't sure why you'd want to clean up after yourself if you were fired, but if any residue is left behind it should come off pretty easily with some Goo Gone or hot soap and water.
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Q: are these stickers made of magic:)
A: Only those who truly believe in magic know for sure.
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Q: Will you marry me?
A: We are quite flattered but, um, no.
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Q: Do you think these stickers would hold up well if used on plastics that go through the dishwasher???
A: The Inanimate stickers were designed to decorate desk top objects, not dishes or glassware, so the stickers most likely wouldn't hold up in a dishwasher.
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Q: If my office supplies start a war on my desk while adorned with these stickers, what do I do?
A: Pick a side and fight!
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