Q: Just how waterproof are these?
A: Inanimate Stickers are made of plastic, so they're not going to break down if they get wet (as paper-based stickers would). Of course, if you try to stick them to a wet surface, or if you get the sticky part wet, it will reduce their effectiveness. They still won't start to disintegrate, though.

Q: Do the inanimate objects come to life when I put the stickers on them?
A: Yes, if you use your imagination.

Q: If fired from the office job, can one easily remove the stickers from these inanimate objects? do they leave a residue? (although, why I should care if I have just been fired?)
A: We aren't sure why you'd want to clean up after yourself if you were fired, but if any residue is left behind it should come off pretty easily with some Goo Gone or hot soap and water.

Q: Why isn't there a handy-dandy video of this product, like there are for so many of your other great offerings? From a company that specializes in great video productions, I'd love to this one!
A: We attempted to make a video for the Inanimate Stickers, but Sir Stapler would not cooperate with our director.