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USB Cannon - Circus Style - Shoots 10 feet!Computer controlled cannon shoots up to 10 feet.
Watch our USB Cannon Video USB Cannon tilts, rotates, and fires at your command!USB Soldiers, Atten-hut! Your most important battle is upon thee.
Watch our admittedly cheesy USB-Cannon-Can-Kill Video. Let's get something real clear from the get-go. The USB Cannon is probably one of the coolest USB gadgets we've seen in a long time. However, that doesn't mean we still don't have mad love for our USB Christmas Tree, USB Coffee Warmer, and USB Lava Lamp (shameless promo, we know, we know). Fire for effect!
Simply use the arrow keys on your PC to track down that bogey, line it up in your sights, and then smack your spacebar to unleash a punishing barage! The USB Cannon has a range of approximately 10 feet. Your ordnances (that's "grunt-speak" for missiles) truly come flying out of this thing. Your Ordnances are Sexy and Lethal (not really lethal)
You're probably thinking, "Hey, what do I do after I've shot three missiles?" The answer is simple: Count the bodies. Seriously, if you're not wreaking major pwnage (that's not a typo, it's geek-speak for "awesomeness") with your three ordnances, it serves you right to have to scurry around on your hands and knees to collect your troops and reload. Of course, by then, you've probably been annihilated. Remember: aim small, miss small. USB Cannon Control Software
If you're having any trouble with your Cannon, you may need to download the latest version of the software which is available here. The software is PC only. However, a free Mac download is available, but not supported by the manufacturer. Software now available for Macs!For those of you with an Apple, USB firepower is now available! While the software isn't fully supported by the manufacturer, it will do the trick. For more information about Mac support and extending the awesome functionality of these devices on the Windows platform, check out our blog entry. USB Cannon is not for the faint of heart
The USB Cannon looks awesome and it fires quickly and with massive authority. That's a big responsibility, Soldier. Don't take it lightly. Note: The USB Cannon is not designed for children under the age of 12. This warning applies to biological age only. We would consider ourselves to be about 4 years old behaviorally. USB Cannon: Defend This House
No need to worry about any geeks trying to take your position with rubber band shooters or wimpy Nerf launchers. Just fire open your USB Cannon software, take aim, and annihilate the intruders...without having to turn away from that story on cnn.com. DEFEND YOUR HOUSE with the USB Cannon!
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Q: Does this work with Vista? Q: Does this come with insurance in case you hit an eye and make a person go blind? Q: Above in the pictures it shows a net. What purpose does this net do? Q: can you fit Nerf darts in it? Q: My obnoxious co-worker's ego is tied directly into his major life-critical functions. Is it still safe to shoot him? Q: is there any way of muting the sound coming from the cannon... aka the circus music? Q: how far do the darts go? Q: I just got my USB circus cannon and now I know that the old addage it TRUE...there IS one born every minute! Why can't I stop laughing? Q: I shot my friend in the head with one of these, and he started crying. WHAT DO I DO? Q: Do any of the busty babes have smiley faces on them? Q: Do you know how much my coworkers hate you now? Q: does this work with a mac? Q: Is this cooler than the other USB missile launcher? Q: what are the advantages of the usb missile launcher
Q: Is it red with yellow, or yellow with red? Q: advantages of usb circus cannon Q: can you link mult unit to one pc Q: I just received your USB Cannon that shoots Circus Women. The unit does not work. the software does not function. after the software is loaded and run. the arrow keys do not function as well. HELP! Q: Are the so-called "Busty Babes" compatible with the USB missile launcher? Q: does it support windows xp and if it doesn't can i still sit there looking like an idiot pretending to shoot it while people stare, point, and laugh at me? Q: what is a Busty Babe? Q: If you have more than one usb outlet can you hook more than one up? And if so, can you use them to stage a coup and take over the office? Q: What would happen if I was to try and conquer the earth using only the Usb canon? Q: can i order more ordnance? so that i can have more than three missles so that i can reload rapidly?
and how long do i have to wait before shots? Q: Do you really have to have big boobed ladys as the missiles? Q: Do you ship internationally? Q: Is it lethal? Q: will this work with the rocket launchers missiles? Q: Are the "Busty Babe" wrappers on the darts removable (if I don't want Busty Babe missiles - which I don't)? Q: I can't seem to stop watching this video, and each time I do, I laugh right out loud at the guy being hit. Am I evil? Q: Can you fit real people in the cannon? Q: If you have to ask what a Busty Babe is does that mean that you've spent entirely too much time in a dark cubicle crunching numbers? Follow up-does that make you an immediate candidate for cannon fire? Q: Where do i buy the "ripped man candy" missiles? Q: Lets say I put the USB Cannon next to my giant night light would this cannon keep away monsters, nazis, house cats, and the occasional wooly bully? Q: Isn't this just the USB Missile Launcher, painted differently, without the cannon encasing?
Q: Will this unit enable World Domination from the comfort of your Computer Chair? Q: Would you recomend this for say, children? Q: Do you provide information for folks who want to write their own software? Excuse the shameless cross promotion...but you may also like these items:
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