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USB Wireless Missile LauncherWirelessly defend and protect your office.
Watch our USB Wireless Missile Launcher Video Super-stealthy ground-to-air office missile defense systemThe USB Wireless Missile Launcher is very similar to the USB Missile Launcher. Just like the "wired" USB Missile Launcher, the artillery battery (that's the launcher part) can rotate 360° and tilt 45°. You simply use the arrow keys on your keyboard to take aim. However, the USB Wireless Missile Launcher is not tethered to your computer. It can be positioned up to 15 feet away from the transmitter (which is connected to your computer via a USB port -- which is how the USB Wireless Missile Launcher gets part of its name). With this freedom of operation comes great responsibility. Namely, the responsibility to dominate your co-workers in all aspects of your office warfare campaigns.
Simple to setup and operateUnlike a real-life nuclear weapons defense system, the USB Wireless Missile Launcher is super-simple to setup and use. Simply plug the transmitter into your computer's USB port and set it to one of four transmission "channels". Set the receiver to the same channel (this ensures that your transmitter is controlling your launcher). Of course, if your nearby co-worker also has a USB Wireless Missile Launcher, you can take control of their weapon by transmitting on their channel. Next, place the launcher wherever it can inflict maximum damage. Install the included software (takes about 20 seconds) and start blastin' away. Three missiles are included and replacement ammo is available so you can re-load without having to fetch the ones you've already fired.
Software is Vista / XP / and Windows 2000 compatibleSome people get freaked out when they see that they need to install software. "Oh my Gosh", they think, "is this software going to take over my computer and start downloading illegal copies of Caddy Shack 2?" The answer is most definitely no. Side note: If this were to really occur, we think the only real crime is the fact that a sequel to Caddy Shack was ever produced. OK, moving on. The USB Wireless Missile Launcher is a snap to install (it takes about 20 seconds). The program's interface is shown below. Clicking on the directional arrows (or pressing the arrow keys on your keyboard) causes the missile launcher to move. Hitting the space bar (or clicking the large red button) causes the missiles to fire.
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Q: Is it possible to to set up the Missile Launcher so the barrel is aimed at and resting on a table, so when fired instead of the missle being fired, the launcher is flung at the head of a grizzly bear? Q: This is a wonderful product! I have unleashed a constant bombardment upon my unsuspecting co-worker's cubicle. Q: How much gunpowder can this carry if I wanted to hit a target from 2 ft. away Q: High, I'm Mad at my sister is there some kind of bulk package with like fifteen of these babies in it if so, Is there some way possible to hotwire this little contraption to shoot at extreme speeds? Q: Any chance this software will ever come out on a mac? Q: If I bought like 4 of the missile launchers and plugged them all into one computer and set them on different channels could I control them separately? Q: If I fire this at my boss, will I get fired? Q: dont you have a version that works in linux or an open API so that we can develop a software laucher? Q: Is the software compatible with the original USB missile launchers? Q: hi i am sooooooo mad at my brother and can you like make one that shoots 50??? Q: will the Wireless USB Missile Launcher work on a mac? Q: will this product work with windows vista? Q: Will the receiver pick up the transmission through a wall? Q: Does it have an attached camera option? Q: Can the darts be replaced with Nerf darts? Excuse the shameless cross promotion...but you may also like these items:
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